A/N: Kay, now this chapter is scary short, but, it got the most votes (2 whole votes! ...yeah!) thanks to my reviewers, you're awesome by the way, so here it is! Hope you like it. :)
No One's Point of View:
No One's Point of View: *GASP!* you do love me!
Me: No, just couldn't really figure out what in the world Percy was thinking in this chapter.
No One's Point of View: You couldn't just play along?
Me: *Sigh* Nope, here's another lollipop for your lack of love from me.
No One's Point of View: *Sighs as walking off sadly*
Percy and His Stupid Girl Scout Patches
"Assisting a unicorn patch, check!"
"Percy What are you doing?" Annabeth asked walking toward a Percy decked out in a beige Girl Scout Uniform with matching beret (Or whatever they wear, never got to be a girl scout...SCHEDULING CONFLICTS!! *sniffle*).
Percy looked up at Annebth from his ironing board and and replied, "Ironing on my "Assisting Unicorn" Patch from Girl Scouts."
"... Percy," Annabeth said with great patience,"First, you're 16, and second, you're a BOY!"
"Yeah," Percy said nodding, "I went down to troop 65473, and they called the cops. But then Grover told me about this other troop called "The Butter Cups"."
"Uh huh..."
"And now Grover just tells me what patches I can get whenever I finish the patch I'm working on. " Percy smiled at Annabeth and went back to work ironing.
"Right, I'm gonna go talk to Grover."
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"Grover!" Annabeth shouted.
Grover turned around on the couch and asked, "Yeah?"
"Why are you taking advantage of Percy?" Annabeth asked with sigh.
"Who's taking advantage of Percy? I'm just sending him away as far as I can for a "patch". But the problem is he always seems to come back."
"Oh,well as long as you're not taking advantage of Percy, PERCY!" (The CAPITALIZED LETTERS are either Annabeth or Grover screaming at Percy or vice versa)
"YEAH?" Percy asked from his "ironing room"
"GROVER JUST TOLD ME THE NEXT PATCH YOU CAN EARN IS CALLED THE "GET ANNABETH A SMOOTHIE FROM THE KITCHEN" PATCH!"
After an excited gasp, Percy replied,"ON IT!!"
Grover glared at Annbeth, "You're such a hypocrite. Why do you do that to him?"
"Cuz it's just too easy." Annabeth said with a smile plopping down on the couch next to Grover.
"Yeah," Grover agreed, "HEY PERCY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU CAN EARN A "GET GROVER A SMOOTHIE FROM THE KITCHEN" PATCH."
"NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING THEM UP! I'M NOT STUPID YOU KNOW!"
"It's just not fair" Grover said with a sigh
Annabeth patted Grover's shoulder, "Don't worry I got it."
Then Percy came bouncing into the room, "Here's your smoothie Annabeth!"
"Thanks! Hey, you wanna earn another "Get Annabeth a Smoothie from the Kitchen" Patch?" Annabeth asked Percy.
Percy looked confused, "But I just got one."
"Yeah, but, these patches work like karate belts. When you earn a patch twice-"
"I go up a degree!" Percy said with excited realization, "Oh my goodness! This will totally put me on the NEXT LEVEL!"
"Yea-"
"Gotta go!" Percy screamed running off, leaving a big whoosh behing him.
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"Here's your second smoothie Annabeth! Now I gotta go re-earn all my patches!" And with that, Percy was off.
"How long do you think he'll be gone?" Annabeth asked Grover.
"Oh I'd say a while," Grover replied while stirring his smoothie, "The first patch I told him to get was the "Fighting Panthers In The Sahara Desert To Get Their Fur To Make Jello" Patch."
"..."
Then Annbeth shrugged her shoulder, "Cool."