Authors Note

Hears one for all you chimera fans. A song staring Loa, Martel, and the puppy Dorchet!!!

Dorchet: I'm not a puppy!!

What ever you say Mr. Puppy. Anyway hear are the scripts. (hands scripts to Martel, and Loa)

Dorchet: Weirs mine?

I didn't have enough paper for 3 copies. So you will have to wing it.

Dorchet: =(

Martel: Stinks to be you.

Loa: …

This is sung to the song kidnap the sandy claws.

Martel: Which you don't own.

Loa: She doesn't own us either.

Dorchet: Thank goodness.

(Glares at Dorchet) I can still tourcher you all I want thoe. Aneyway on with the song!!!

LOA, MARTEL, AND DORCHET

Kidnap Alphonse Elric

DORCHET
I wanna do it

LOA
Let's draw straws

MARTEL
Greed said we should work together
Three of a kind

LOA, MARTEL, AND DORCHET
Chimera together
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap Alphonse Elric, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

MARTEL
First, we're going to send some bait
Inside a nasty note and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

DORCHET
Wait! I've got a better plan
to catch this silver tin can man
Let's pop Martel inside of him

And when she's done we'll drag him off

LOA, MARTEL, AND DORCHET
Kidnap Alphonse Elric
Throw him in a box
Lock him up for ninety years
Then see if he talks

MARTEL
Then Mr. Greedy Greedy Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare

LOA, MARTEL, AND DORCHET
Wheeee

DORCHET
I say that we take his brother
Tie him up behind the door
And then he'll knock three times
And when we answer
Alphonse Elric will be no more

MARTEL
You're so stupid, think now
lf we bust him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Greed will beat us black and green

LOA ,MARTEL, AND DORCHET
Kidnap Alphonse Elric
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad

MARTEL, AND DORCHET

Because Mr. Greedy Greedy is the meanest guy around
If I were on his To get list, I'd get out of town

LOA
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet

LOA, MARTEL, AND DORCHET
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of Homunculi brand stew
Ummm!

We're his little henchmen and
we take our job with pride
we do our best to please him
and stay on his good side

MARTEL
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

LOA

I'm not the dumb one

DORCHET
You're no fun

MARTEL
Shut up

DORCHET

Make me

MARTEL
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a chimera to his door
With him there'll be a note to read
Now, in an ally we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside

LOA
And then we'll have him
One, two, three

LOA, MARTEL, AND DORCHET

Kidnap Alphonse Elric, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap Alphonse Elric, pull him into bits
Mr. Greedy Greedy is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap Alphonse Elric, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key

That wasn't that bad was it puppy?

Dorchet: No it wasn't. It was actually kind of fun.

Martel: Wow, even dog boy had fun. That's amazing.

Loa: guys Greed is coming and he doesn't look too happy

Well I better go now! (disappears in a puff of smoke)

(in an echo voice) Pleas R\R.