This is my newest story. I know this chapter is short, but it is the preface and your first inside look at my new series of Cullen stories, starting with Here Comes Chaos. By the way, if you have any ideas for these wacky Cullens, please review and tell me. I love ideas!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, 'cause if I did, I'm pretty sure my initals would be SM, not KD.

BPOV

"Bye Nessie, I love you!" I yelled out the door to my daughter. Jacob, Nessie, Carlisle, and Esme were off on a week long hunting trip, leaving me with my husband and my crazy siblings for a long week ahead.

"Well, there gone now. What's first?" Emmett asked, jumping up and down looking like Alice when somebody mentions shopping. Speaking of Alice, she was holding a list with different activities on it.

"Alright everybody," Alice squealed, "this is the list of chaos. During this week, I want to complete all of these, and hopefully more. The rules are to try not to get arrested, and have fun!"

"Alice, that list is massive, what is on it?" Rose asked; she looked a bit intimidated by the list. Alice grinned and Emmett got excited after reading the list behind Alice's back. Why, I was nervous to find out.

"Well, there's Ultrazone Wars, 15 Things To Do In Wal-Mart, Truth Or Dare, Clubbing, Hide And Go Seek Global Style, Sky Diving, Going To Extreme World, Riding Kingda Ka, and anything else we can squeeze in." Alice said in one breath.

"Geeze honey, don't you think that's a lot?" Jasper asked with a strained expression.

"Not at all! Now, where to first Emmett?" Alice asked, turning towards Emmett. Emmett put on his thinking face. This could take a while.

(1 hour later)

By this point, Rosalie was filing her nails, Alice was jumping up and down starring at her list, Jasper was trying to calm Alice down, Edward was playing piano, and I was sitting next to Edward.

"I GOT IT!" Emmett finally exclaimed.

"Let's go to Extreme World!"

"Where and what is Extreme World Alice?" I asked.

"Extreme World is in Wisconsin, and it features Go Karts, a Sky Coaster, Bungee Jumping, and Ejection Seat, and Terminal Velocity!"

"What is Terminal Velocity?"

"You don't want to know." Edward whispered in my ear, hugging me from behind. Alice disappeared for a moment and returned before I could blink.

"Well, I got our tickets, now, off to the airport. Extreme World, here comes the Cullens!" Alice cackled.

"Should we be worried about her?" Emmett asked. I just shrugged.

"This is Alice," I told Emmett, "It's much worse when it comes to shopping."

"True dat!" Emmett screamed, pounding his fist on mine. Boy, I was in for one long week.