How to get a Millionaire:

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Prologue

"How exactly did I do this?" Hitomi asked herself as she looked to the black headed Uchiha beside her, laying in nothing but his pride and glory. The blanket covering his penis was ripped and had creases galore as Hitomi shifted out of the bed. The minute her feet hit the cold floor, images shot through her mind, and pain seared through her body and she had to sit down. Boy did that boy know how to have fun.

"Ugh" She grumbled, rubbing her now forming migraine, she took a deep breath and stood again, trotting stark naked into the bathroom. Turning on the shower head in the large shower. Uchiha was so rich, he not only had a shower that was the size of a small walk in closet, but he had a bath-tub/Jacuzzi. It was still confusing how Hitomi, part time office lackey for Tsunade, how she could not only sleep with the rich millionaire of Kohana. No, not only that, but he had fallen asleep after doing her hard for 4, count it, 4 hours.

"Oh my crotch hurts" She groaned, thanking the lords that her doctor had tied her tubes so tight, not even a ring worm could get in, but she was still taking birth control religiously. So she knew that when her insides hurt, it was because she must have orgasmed at least 7 times. Not a natural reoccurrence for her.

"Can I join?" Came the disgruntled voice of none other than Sasuke Uchiha.

"Sure," Hitomi whispered, rubbing her brown hair from her face and pushing it back. Once inside, he looked her over then went to grab a fluffy ball.

"Sorry" He whispered, nodding toward the bruises all over her legs and shoulders. That's what she gets from sleeping with the guy who was known for being the toughest Ninja in all of Kohana. Or, that was code-name for the guy who lasted in the military the longest and got up the ladder before he was done. Laughing to herself, she shrugged it off and began to wash off her body. Somehow, like the night before when she looked up at him through the hair falling back in her face, he went wide eyed like a deer and turned away, rubbing his hair out of soap and letting the fluffy sponge thing fall to the ground, out of his hand.

"You know, I never figured you for the shy around girls type, you were always the playboy guy" Hitomi whispered as he cocked a brow and rolled his eyes. "See, there you go… what was that just a minute ago"

"Nothing… just, hurry up and clean up, I've got placed to go" He growled, looking at her through his dark hair. Sighing, she was completely clean so she jumped out and pulled a towel around herself.

"You never change, Sasuke" She whispered, walking into the room and collecting her clothing items from the floor. As she dressed and left, she missed the whole,

"You have, Hitomi" From inside the shower.

-o-0-o-0-o-

Hitomi sat in her apartment, cleaning up when Naruto found his way out of his room and stumbled over the stacks of clothing.

"Wha-Where…" He mumbled, rubbing his sleepy eyes as he looked up to a Hitomi arching her brows down at him.

"Naruto, I love you and you're my cousin, but I refuse to continue doing your laundry, consider this my last day of doing your laundry" she laughed, grabbing him by the wrist and pulled him to his feet. Grinning his wide grin, he dusted his wife-beater off and shook out his baggy orange sweat pants.

"Where were you last night, Hinata couldn't stop mumbling. I don't know what you were thinking, she doesn't like me like you say she does" Naruto complained, throwing his clothes in his room and shutting the door behind him.

"Naruto, if you just kissed her like I said to, you'd be surprised, why do you think she faints all the time" Hitomi laughed, kicking off her shoes and letting her coat fall onto the coat hanger. Finally on ground level, Hitomi rubbed her feet and sighed with relief.

"I guess…" he trailed before jumping and looking to her, "But you still haven't told me why you were gone all night? Is it a boyfriend?" Naruto grinned largely. He had the most fun threatening Hitomi's boyfriends.

"No, God, eww!" Hitomi exclaimed as Naruto let the confused look roll over his face.

"Sorry, last night was a party at the Uchiha manor, and Tsunade wanted me over there to personally welcome him home from war and into retirement… Things got personal" Hitomi groaned and hung her head back as Naruto exploded, making her migraine worse.

"WHAT! YOU SLEPT WITH SASUKE!" He snapped.

"Just announce it to the world, okay, so it wasn't smart, but… it… it was really, REALLY good" Hitomi couldn't lie about it, the boy did know how to treat a girl in bed. He was an animal.

"Gross" Naruto made gagging noises as Hitomi smirked and kicked him softly with her bare foot.

"Come on, it was a one night thing, plus we're back to square one again, nothing happened…It's not like I'm going to go around dating the guy" Hitomi rolled her eyes and both shivered at the thought. The night had been, weird. She got dressed up in her best slacks and a soft navy blue blouse under her black blazer, her hair let down for once. When she got to the party, he was talking to everyone and they were having blast, but he was laid back. When she came in and told him about her being Tsunade's right side girl, he seemed to actually pay attention. Telling him about how thankful they were he was back and in one piece, and then handing over his retirement papers, he actually said thank you. Once everyone had left, they were still on a couch, drinking and talking. That's when he knocked the glass from her hand and kissed her. Suddenly they were in his room and their clothes were gone, then…

Hitomi shook the images from her head, it was a one night personal thank you from Sasuke Uchiha, and that was it!

"Okay, I got to get to work, so do you!"

Always the inspiring boy who wanted to be the Kazekage one day, was working through the congress, for once he had made his name and when voting time came around ( 3 months from now) he was a shoe in. He had been making his name as responsible, reliable Naruto for 12 years, and now at 23 he was ready to be the youngest Hokage ever. Plus, he already had Hitomi's vote, she hated Tsunade and working for her cousin would be a hundred times more rewarding than-

"HITOMI! WHERE'S MY SAKE! AND HURRY UP WITH THOSE REPORTS!" The blonde she-devil herself.