166. Pushing Jacob onto Rosalie will make Rosalie want to rip Jake's head off.

167. Don't try to bottle our scent to make the most expensive and best smelling perfume in the world.

168. Do not turn our life into a musical.

169. Don't talk in riddles all day long.

170. Don't sign Leah up for e harmony.

Jasper and I started cracking up. It had been Jasper's idea in the first place but I joined in...I don't know exactly why though.

"Enough!" Esme said. "Leah was very upset"

"Upset?" Rosalie said. "She blamed it on me!"

Jacob cracked up and pointed at her. "That's because....i told her....about it!"

Rosalie growled at Jacob.

171. Do not sing the hamster song over and over in your head when Edward is around. That was very mean Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, Alice, and Jacob!

Everyone busted out laughing, except for me that rubbed Edward's back soothingly.

"It's OK hon" I said. He half smiled.

"I had it on my head for one month! ONE MONTH!" Edward yelled.

Everyone laughed again. I shook my head.

"You have to admit...Edward's face was hilarious!" Emmett said, and I couldn't help but agree with him.

171. Don't try to analyze every person of our family as a therapist, especially when you say: Rosalie- Typical center of the universe complex.

172. Don't talk like Stephen from "The Vampire Diaries".

173. Don't make a diary like in "The Vampire Diaries"

174. Posing with animal blood on your lips to make a new cover for "True Blood" wont work.

"Darn" Rosalie complained. "But I looked better than that woman in the cover"

"Hell yeah!" Emmett whooped.

Esme glared and everyone shut up, keeping any comment they were going to say to themselves.

175. Bella, Alice, Rosalie, and Esme are not the "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants"

176. When in jail, do not persuade the police man to let you in Charlies office.

177. Don't pinch the person's neck nerve to see if they'll pass out, and then hit them on the shoulder when they don't.

"Hey!" Emmett said. "That worked perfectly with Newton the other day Nessie saw him"

"You pinched Mike Newton's shoulder?" I gasped at my daughter. Nessie just smirked and nodded.

"What are we going to do with you?" Edward groaned.

178. Don't attempt to reenact 007 scenes Emmett.

179. Trying to reenact the songs in "Glee" is not funny, especially when you involve the werewolves, they have terrible coordination.

180. Throwing things at people that look like Toby McGuire will not help you proving that Spider Man exists.

181. I AM NOT A SEX ADDICT! -sign Emmett

182. Do not write on our list if you're not given permission by Carlisle or Esme, thereby, making number 182 null and void.

183. Remarked is only used in old books, don't use it in every day language.

184. Don't send Jasper on a date with Miley Cyrus, he freaked out.

185. Or Bella with one of the Jonas Brothers.

"Wow" Rosalie commented. "What did Miley Cyrus ever do to you Jasper?"

"I don't want to talk about it!" Jasper shrieked and hid behind Alice. Alice sighed and kissed his forehead.

"Don't upset Jasper, it was a bad experience for him"

186. Do not shave the guys legs when you want something, meaning werewolves, since vampire hair can't grow back.

187. When enrolled in a new school, it is absolutely forbidden to tell a substitute teacher a fake name, especially when you go with "Slim Shady" or "Pepe Juarez"

Alice and Emmett burst out in laughter and high fived. "The Pepe was priceless, especially because she kept calling Emmett that"

"Your kidding, Slim Shady was genious!" Emmett commented.

"Ugh" Rosalie cut in, rolling her eyes. "She kept calling me Slimmy for the rest of the day!"

I couldn't help it, and I burst out in laughter. Rosalie glared at me, making me shut up. Edward kept laughing though.

"What's so funny?"

"Slimmy!" Edward laughed more. "Say hello to your new nickname Rosalie"

188. Don't call Rosalie Slimmy.

"Damn it!"

"HA!"

189. Do not use to automatic correction in Office Word so when someone types Rosalie it changes it to: "Queen of the dammed" or "She who must not me named"

"So?" Carlisle said. "Will this do?"

"I think so" Esme smiled. "189 is a lot"

"Maybe more than needed" Emmett mumbled.

Before Esme had time to reply, we heard an unfamiliar car pull over at the drive.

"That sounds like a....Land Rover" Rosalie raised an eyebrow.

3 knocks hit the door, Carlisle got up and walked towards it. We all watched intently as he opened it, behind it were 2 men with really scared looks in their faces. They looked at Emmett and Rosalie and their eyes widened.

"Yes, how can I help you?" Carlisle asked, very confused.

One of the men cleared his throat. "Yeah, were here for the deal that Mr. Pepe Juarez and Mrs. Regina Falange from the FBI offered".

Carlisle narrowed his eyes. "What deal?"

"You know, the one were we don't get killed if we agree a life time of servitude"

Carlisle sighed and closed the door in the men's faces. He patiently walked forward and Rosalie and Emmett began to back out of the room silently. "Halt!" Carlisle said. "I'll have a talk with you two later" He glared at them and gave Esme the pen.

190. Do not go to people's houses dressed as the FBI, using fake names, and claim to trade their lives with a life time of servitude.

"For one second, I thought it was gonna work" Emmett said.

"So did I babe, so did I".

A/N: I wanna give credit to firemooncat AND tiffer285 for some ideas on this.

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