Disclaimer: Um last time I checked I don't own Harry Potter. *Goes and checks again* Nope, I still don't.

AN: I am SOOOOO sorry! This chapter has been delayed for much to long and I am deeply sorry. Writers block got the best of me and again I am deeply sorry! Please review! Enjoy!

Fred and George Weasley sat on either side of Remus Lupin at the dinner table of 12 Grimmauld Place. Tonks was sitting across from Remus with Bill and Sirius on either side of her. The news hadspread about Bill's telling of the story of the Purple Wombat and by dinner the entire Order, plus all the Weasley children, had heard the story.

Remus relentlessly scowled at Bill until his attention was forcefully divereted to the twins. "We thought you were smarter than that Professor. Even we haven't fallen for one of Bill's pranks since we started Hogwarts."

"Well I will admit I had my suspicions after about five minutes. My patience got the best of me though and I continued to listen until the end of the story."

"But how did you know?" asked Fred.

"I did spend almost everyday with James and Sirius for about ten years you know."

"Did someone say my name?" asked Sirius with a mouthful of food.

"No Padfoot, go back to eating." Remus was trying to eat his dinner quickly so he could finish his report for Dumbledore. The story of the Purple Wombat had cut a large chunk of the time he had to finish it. Luckily, Dumbledore wasn't expecting it until tomorrow so if he stayed up late enough, without any distractions, he could likely get finished. That seemed very, very unlikely though.

While Remus and Sirius had their somewhat of a conversation George struck a idea. He motioned to Fred and demonstrated a knocking motion with his hand. Immediately Fred caught on to what George was trying to tell him an nodded in agreement. As soon as Remus and Sirius were done their fun would begin.

Remus returned to his meal quickly so he could get done. He then heard a knocking sound on the table but quickly ignored it because after all, this was Grimmauld Place. But then he heard it again, on his right. Then he heard it once more, only this time two quick knocks on his left.

"You can't be serious!" Fred exclaimed with a shocked expression.

"Oh but I am," George replyed.

"No you aren't," Sirius butted in once again, "I am!"

"Yes, yes Padfoot," said Remus, "we know who you are." He dismissed Sirius' usual reaction to whenever he heard his name and once again returned to his meal. Knock, tap, knock. What the hell, he thought. Tap, tap, knock, knock, knock.

"I had no idea Fred! Everyone has got to hear about that!"

"I know!" Fred replyed. "I didn't even believe it myself when I first heard it!" Remus looked at both of them suspiciously. Tap, knock, knock, tap. Knock, tap, tap, knock. "I had no idea that they were together. This completely ruins my suspicions."

"But how will she take it?" asked George. "I thought they had something going, last time I checked." Remus and Tonks looked at each other in shock but then Tonks' expression turned from shock to disgust. Knock, knock, knock, tap., came from Tonks.

"Nope, we're telling you the truth Tonks," said Fred. "I heard it straight from him myself!" Tonks scowled at Remus with a look of disgust.

"I can't believe he would do that," she snarled in Remus' direction. Tap, tap, tap, knock. Knock, tap, tap. Remus still had no idea what was going on. He didn't understand why Dora was suddenly mad at him. They had had a thing going for a couple weeks, but it was nothing serious. There was lots a late night flirting, with maybe a kiss or two, but it hadn't gone that far. Nobody knew about it though. At least nobody was supposed to know about it, he thought.

"We know," said George, "we couldn't believe he would do that either." Remus leaned over to question George while Tonks and Fred continued their conversation.

"What did I do?" Remus whispered to Fred.

"What did you do? You cheated on Tonks with the girl that works at Flourish and Blotts," he whispered back. Tap, knock, knock, tap, tap, came from Tonks once again. Tap, tap.

"Ok," said George, "I'll tell him. Remus," he whispered, "Tonks wants me to tell you that she's very upset with you and she's not speaking with you anymore."

"Bu--, wh--." He let out a sigh. "Well you can tell Nymphadora that I didn't do anything and that her actions are outlandish." Knock, knock.

"She says that you cheated on her and she never wants to see your face again," said Fred.

"But, but, I never cheated on Dora. I haven't even been to Flourish and Blotts in almost two months!" Tap, tap, tap, tap.

"She says she doesn't believe you," said George.

"I'm telling you that I haven't been cheating on her! And you know, I've had about enough of this knocking and tapping!" Knock, knock, knock, tap, tap, knock, knock, came once again from Tonks.

"She says she's very dissapointed in you for cheating on her and that she thought you two had something special," said Fred.

"We do have something special!" Crap, I said that out loud, he thought. "But I didn't do anything!"

"That's not what she thinks," said George. Tap, tap, tap, knock, knock. Knock. Tap. Tap, knock, tap. Knock, knock, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap. Knock. Knock. Tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap. Knock, knock, knock, knock. Tap. Knock. Tap. Knock. Tap. Tap.

"I'd tell you what she said Professor, but my mother would be very under impressed if I did," said Fred.

Remus stood up at the table, infuriated. All the people at the table immediately turnd to see what the ruckus was about. "I have had enough with all this knocking and tapping! I didn't do anything to you Nymphadora! Don't believe everything you here!" He stormed out of the room, thoroughly annoyed. Everybody else went back to their meals and conversations, confused about Remus' sudden outburst.

"That was hilarious," laughed Tonks. "I'm pretty sure he's very, very annoyed by now. Your new and improved version of morse code was awesome."

"Well thank you Tonks," said the twins.

"I do believe our job of thoroughly annoying him is done Fred."

"Yes George, I do believe so."

AN: I really hoped you liked it! =] Please review! I don't have any idea when I'll update again but I'm deeply sorry for taking so long!