THIS WAS ALL SIDESWIPE'S FAULT! When she got him out of her body, she was going to KILL him. She was going to ABSOLUTELY MURDER HIM.

It started when Met stopped at Earth and the Autobots had gone to get Evelyn some supplies. Sideswipe had wanted to play some video games to relieve their boredom, so Jazz had returned with a GBA and a copy Super Mario 3 for it (the remake). She let him play for three hours (he had nearly completed the game), and then forced him to shut it off so she could go to bed. Unfortunately, what she didn't know was that this game was special…

Evelyn awoke the following morning to bright light shining in her eyes. At first this didn't seem that unusual, but somehow this light didn't feel like the usual morning light in the bay.

"It's about time you woke up" Sideswipe grumbled. "I got some bad news for you."

Evelyn's eyes shot open. She saw a wooden ceiling, and at the same abruptly realized she was lying in an actual BED. "What the hell?" she grumbled. She shot straight up in bed and-

"Ow! Shit!" she screamed grabbing her head. That was when she realized that the ceiling was really, really low. Glancing around, she saw for the first time that she appeared to be in a hut. There was a wooden table, a tiny footstool that apparently served as a chair, and a fireplace with wood nearby. Everything was very small, as though it had been designed for miniature people.

"Check out what we're wearing!" Sideswipe giggled. She looked down- and immediately screamed in horror. "What the hell is this? What happened to my smelly rags that I've been wearing for a year?" They were gone. She was no longer wearing those awful bluejeans or raggedy shirt. She saw a pair of red overalls, a blue undershirt, and white gloves on her hands. Looking down, she could see cheap-looking brown shoes on her feet.

"Oh no. Please tell me it isn't true!" Reaching up, she felt a fuzzy object on her head, and when she pulled it off and found it to be a red beret, like painters sometimes wore. And on her mouth… was that…

"No! It can't be! I've been turned into… Mario!!"

Meanwhile, on Mettellus…

"Mama Mia! What happened? Where exactly AM I?"

Mario woke up to find himself on a smelly pile of rags that served as bedding, in a room that was apparently made of metal. But that wasn't the worst horror. As soon as he got up, he immediately noticed that he wasn't wearing his trademark costume. Instead, he was dressed in what appeared to be old, worn-out jeans, and a tattered shirt that might have once been a blouse.

"Mama Mia! Bloody hell, I've become a woman!" he yelled. Before he could begin to determine what had happened a hole suddenly opened in a wall, and a giant, monstrous metal form appeared before him. It looked humanoid, but it was completely mechanical, and colored primarily white with red portions thrown in on various parts of its body. It glared at him with two startlingly blue eyes and screamed "WHO THE PITT ARE WHERE THE HELL IS EVELYN?"