I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB OR RENO FROM FINAL FANTASY SEVEN.

Damn I wish I did though...Reno is so sexy :3


Dani: Oh Tamaki~

Tamaki: (hiding yet again) y-y-yes Princess?

Dani: I have a surprise for you~ (grinning) you have to come out to get it~

Tamaki: Put the Frying Pan Down first! (Pokes his head out from behind the couch)

Dani: I don't have it see? (Shows him her empty hands) Kyoya made Mori take it away.

Tamaki: (slowly comes out) w-what's the surprise??

Dani: (pulls out a picture of haruhi photo shopped into a very sexy cocktail dress) Ta-da~! (Giggles and hands it to him) The twins helped with this.

Haruhi: DANI! (Glares) You're just as bad as Tamaki-sempai!!

Tamaki: (cuddling the haruhi picture)

Dani: Y-y-you don't mean that haru-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! (Cries)

Haruhi: yes I do!

Dani: (sulks in the emo corner)

Kyoya: (chuckles and writes something down as usual) I agree with Haruhi.

Dani: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!

Hunny: (starts to cry) even me Dani-chan? And Takashi?!

Mori: (zoned out as usual)

Dani: W-what?! NO!! HUNNY NO!! (Hugs him tightly) I love you…and mori!!!

Tamaki & twins: (Staring at the haruhi picture)

Haruhi: STOP STARING AT THAT YOU PERVERTS!!

Kyoya: (sighs and starts typing on his laptop)

Dani: (still Hugging Hunny)

Mori: …(gets tackled by Renge)

Renge: Never fear! The Host club's Female Manager is here!! (Gets off of Mori)

Dani: WHO LET YOU IN HERE?!

Renge: You may want to rethink who you hired as Security.

(Skips over to Kyoya) Hello my love.

Kyoya: (ignoring Renge)

Dani: (takes out her phone and calls someone)

Reno (From FF7: Advent Children): Yo!

Dani: RENO!

Reno: (holds the phone away from his ear) Yeah?

Dani: DID YOU LET RENGE INTO THE STUDIO!!

Reno: Yeah, what's the big deal she's cut-

Dani: I AM SO DOCKING YOUR PAY!!!!

Reno: (hangs up)

Dani: (throws her phone across the room and stands up) GET OUT RENGE!

Renge: Make me.

Dani: (stares at Renge) YAHHGH! (Tackles Renge)

Renge: help! (Squirms from underneath the psychotic dani trying to kill her)

Dani: DIE FOUL BEAST! RETURN TO WHERE YOU ONCE RESIDED!!!!!

Mori: (picks up dani by the waist holding her in the air) enough.

Dani: b-b-but Takashi-

Mori: I said enough. (Puts her over his shoulder and walks away)

Dani: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?! MORI RENGE'S THAT WAY!!!!

Mori: Let's go for a walk. I'll take you to go see that Reno guy you like so much.

Dani: What? No!!! I have a show to do…and a Renge to kill!!! HELP SOMEONE! RENO!!!!!! MORI'S DANI-NAPPING ME AGAIN!!!!!


Reno: Yo. Reno here. Uh...tune in next time??? To see if Dani makes it out...Alien?!?! What the hell Dani?!

Dani: it says alive!!!!!!! learn how to read damn it!

reno: whatever

Dani: * phone rings* Hello...yes this is Dani...What?! *hangs up and throws the phone once more*

reno: something wrong?

Dani: We've been...CANCELLED.

Reno: so what now?

Dani: wanna go dye Cloud's hair pink?

Reno: Let's go!