I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB OR RENO FROM FINAL FANTASY SEVEN.
Damn I wish I did though...Reno is so sexy :3
Dani: Oh Tamaki~
Tamaki: (hiding yet again) y-y-yes Princess?
Dani: I have a surprise for you~ (grinning) you have to come out to get it~
Tamaki: Put the Frying Pan Down first! (Pokes his head out from behind the couch)
Dani: I don't have it see? (Shows him her empty hands) Kyoya made Mori take it away.
Tamaki: (slowly comes out) w-what's the surprise??
Dani: (pulls out a picture of haruhi photo shopped into a very sexy cocktail dress) Ta-da~! (Giggles and hands it to him) The twins helped with this.
Haruhi: DANI! (Glares) You're just as bad as Tamaki-sempai!!
Tamaki: (cuddling the haruhi picture)
Dani: Y-y-you don't mean that haru-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! (Cries)
Haruhi: yes I do!
Dani: (sulks in the emo corner)
Kyoya: (chuckles and writes something down as usual) I agree with Haruhi.
Dani: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!
Hunny: (starts to cry) even me Dani-chan? And Takashi?!
Mori: (zoned out as usual)
Dani: W-what?! NO!! HUNNY NO!! (Hugs him tightly) I love you…and mori!!!
Tamaki & twins: (Staring at the haruhi picture)
Haruhi: STOP STARING AT THAT YOU PERVERTS!!
Kyoya: (sighs and starts typing on his laptop)
Dani: (still Hugging Hunny)
Mori: …(gets tackled by Renge)
Renge: Never fear! The Host club's Female Manager is here!! (Gets off of Mori)
Dani: WHO LET YOU IN HERE?!
Renge: You may want to rethink who you hired as Security.
(Skips over to Kyoya) Hello my love.
Kyoya: (ignoring Renge)
Dani: (takes out her phone and calls someone)
Reno (From FF7: Advent Children): Yo!
Dani: RENO!
Reno: (holds the phone away from his ear) Yeah?
Dani: DID YOU LET RENGE INTO THE STUDIO!!
Reno: Yeah, what's the big deal she's cut-
Dani: I AM SO DOCKING YOUR PAY!!!!
Reno: (hangs up)
Dani: (throws her phone across the room and stands up) GET OUT RENGE!
Renge: Make me.
Dani: (stares at Renge) YAHHGH! (Tackles Renge)
Renge: help! (Squirms from underneath the psychotic dani trying to kill her)
Dani: DIE FOUL BEAST! RETURN TO WHERE YOU ONCE RESIDED!!!!!
Mori: (picks up dani by the waist holding her in the air) enough.
Dani: b-b-but Takashi-
Mori: I said enough. (Puts her over his shoulder and walks away)
Dani: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?! MORI RENGE'S THAT WAY!!!!
Mori: Let's go for a walk. I'll take you to go see that Reno guy you like so much.
Dani: What? No!!! I have a show to do…and a Renge to kill!!! HELP SOMEONE! RENO!!!!!! MORI'S DANI-NAPPING ME AGAIN!!!!!
Reno: Yo. Reno here. Uh...tune in next time??? To see if Dani makes it out...Alien?!?! What the hell Dani?!
Dani: it says alive!!!!!!! learn how to read damn it!
reno: whatever
Dani: * phone rings* Hello...yes this is Dani...What?! *hangs up and throws the phone once more* reno: something wrong?
Dani: We've been...CANCELLED.
Reno: so what now?
Dani: wanna go dye Cloud's hair pink?
Reno: Let's go!