Cell block 777 FUN Disclaimer: IF I OWNED Anything in this BAD THINGS WOULD HAPPEN I OWN ONLY THE M.T.U. and the C.R.P

Tails was scared. REALLY SCARED. After taking a wrong turn at albercurkie he Sonic and Amy had found themselves in what appeared to be a prison talking to the crazed looking warden behind the front desk. "HI THERE!" The tall skinny figure said cheerfully leaning down until he was nose to muzzle with the young now mentally disturbed fox. "IM JHONNY BUT YOU CAN CALL ME NNY." "Hi" says sonic attempting to be cheerful while at the same time leading Tails away from Nny. "Lets see." Johnny says, checking his roster "Minnie, Libby, Kitty, Prowler, ah yes here it is Prower Miles;" "Herbert lead Miles to the WBCC please." "That sounds lovely." says Herbert while staring intently at Tails. "Bye lil'bro." said Sonic. "OK" said Nny "NEXT!!!!"

Tails P.O.V. "Oh snap this guy is scary." Thought Tails as Herbert led him down the hall towards a door labeled Hannibal Lecter MD. The door swung open reveling a middle aged looking gentleman wearing a cooks apron with a forbidding looking red stain and holding a bloody meat cleaver. "Good after noon Herbert," Lecter said in his monotone voice; then spotting Tails; "ah I see we have a new resident for the WBCC." "Um what happened to him?" Tails asked after having gotten over the original fear of being molested by the man behind him. "Oh he was "released early" said Lecter calmly as he turned and resumed tending to the pot currently simmering on the stove. Smiling Herbert takes Tails over to a big steel door marked WBCC and shuts him inside. The first thing Tails notices are racks of racks of robotic wiffle ball sized balls that have a strange face with BIG eyes and a BIG red mouth. At this point a door, that previously went unnoticed, opened and in came Johnny smiling ear to ear he grabs Tail's hand and gently leading the reluctant fox through the door into his office. Directing him over to a beat up school desk covered in knives and fitted with arm and leg restraints he motions him to sit down; then takes a seat on a crate of nails. So what do you want to talk about? Tails just stares at him until a drop of blood falls on to the desk with a soft splat. Slowly looking up Tails is horrified to see the mangled remains of a man attached to the ceiling with at least 20 blades that had been shoved into every opening and major organ. Upon further inspection Tails noticed the man's torso had been cut in a rough Y-shape, the ribcage opened like a pair of wings framing the heart and lungs which no longer supported life. Hay Tails could you pass the bacitine Johnny asked happily Tails didn't move. Ok ill get it myself said Johnny calmly going across the room and filling up a pitcher with the disinfectant which he emptied over his head, Ahhh that's better. Oh by the way he said approaching the desk where Tails was sitting and leaning over effectively blocking the fox's view of his handiwork would you like a freezy? Unable to rid his mind of the corps' image Tailes nodded dumbly. Johnny goes over to a machine marked brain freezy pulls out two large paper cups fills them with cherry doom returns to the desk where Tails has resumed staring at the gruesome ceiling display. Here you go he said cheerfully placing a drink in front of him. Only then does Tails manage to wrench his gaze away from the ceiling long enough to notice the drink in front of him. Um why is there a body on the ceiling tails asked innocently oh that Johnny said glancing up at the body he was being a pain in the neck so I put pains in his neck... and various other parts. At this point tails' eyes got bigger than they already are which was amazing considering the fact that they had already reached the size of dinner plates and were now on their way to looking like serving trays. "Aren't you going to drink your freezy?" Johnny asked. Oh sorry replies tails timidly and proceeds to drink his slushy after he's finished Johnny lead him back to his room where he finds that one of the robots has fallen on to the floor. In an attempt to place it back on its charging holster he accidently sets it down harder than he intended. THUD!!! Suddenly a red mouth and two eyes appear. IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER Tails ears went UP Fast. The noise of the robot activated all 50 robots in front and all 50 behind Tails. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Tails was thrown against the other 50 oncoming lasers by 50 lasers. After about 30 minutes it stopped and Tails was glad he didn't care about modesty because if he WAS wearing clothes they would have been vaporized but his fur wouldn't be. "They must only vaporize non living things" thought Tails.