A/N: Omg, how long has this story been abandoned for? It's really sad. I just kinda stopped and wrote a million other one-shots. But I was reading it again, and decided I want to continue. I got a really random idea that I happen to love, so I'm just going with it. This story is definitely going to be longer than I thought. You might have to re-read… considering I've been MIA for a few months now. But anyways… I hope you enjoy this!

Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Bones.

"I'm going to take my gun out and start shooting if you don't tell me why we're in here."

"Booth, isn't it obvious?" Brennan started. "Ange is always trying to 'get us together'. That's all this is."

Booth stared at her for a minute. "Oh," he said. "So we just make it harder, right? If their master plan doesn't work, they'll leave us alone."

"Actually, I have a better idea…"

Booth looked at her skeptically. "..What?"

"If we pretend we're together, they'll leave us alone."

Booth looked shocked. "Uh Bones, you sure about that?"

"Yeah, why not?" she replied. "We don't have to do it all the time, just when we're around them. I think it will work. Angela is fooled very easily."

"But what about Sweets?" Booth asked. "He's a psychologist, he'll fig-"

Brennan interrupted him. "Booth! They're outside the office. Kiss me. Right now. While they're watching." She looked up at him.

"What, Bones? No!" Booth squinted and searched with his eyes for his two devious colleagues.

"No, don't look! They'll know we figured them out. Kiss me."

Booth turned to her and stared at her lips.

This is taking too long, she thought.

She reached up for him, and wrapped her arms around his neck. Their lips met. Booth, very reluctant at first. Brennan quickly glanced out of the corner of her eye, searching for a reaction from her friend as she deepened the kiss, and pulled him closer to her.

Angela nudged Sweets. "Look! Look!"

Sweets stared at the two partners entangled in each other through the glass, and then at Angela is disbelief.

"Oh my god," he said. "How long was that?!"

Angela glanced at the clock on the wall. "12 minutes. That's record time."

"Well, I guess you were right…" he said.

Angela laughed.

"What now?" the young psychologist asked.

"We unlock the door. They'll come out when they're ready."

Booth and Brennan separated for a moment when they heard a noise from outside the door.

"It's unlocked, Booth!"

He stared at her longingly.

"But… if we leave right now, our cover will be blown," Booth said.

"You're right, Booth. Good thinking."

"I know," Booth said smiling, as their lips met once more.

A/N: ...This is going to be fun. *devious laugh* What do you think? Like it?

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