You bet your sweet behind I'm starting yet another fan fic'! And you could probably guess by the title that it has something to do with 'Back to the Future'. Correct!

Chapter 1 – An Ed and his rhubarb

"Double-D, if the viewers can't see the teacher, why can we?" The adolescent, named Double-D from his friends (really named Eddward), turned his attention from his book on the French Revolution to his fellow classmate, fellow friend and fellow Ed.

"Eddy, this is the fourteenth time this lesson you've complained about school." Double-D looked at his shorter friend with a raised eyebrow. "You should be dancing with joy, the teacher isn't even here!" His friend, named Eddy, whose face was currently glued to the bench, made a hand gesture towards Double-D, but then let his hand drop. Suddenly, the room went quiet. Their homeroom/math/science/ teacher Mr. Johnson entered the room, holding his stomach.

"Sorry I'm late students', but did you see the meatloaf today? I think it had badgers in it!" He passed his chair, not stopping, to close the window. He continued to walk to the back of the class, not stopping yet, to take a Nintendo DSi from Kevin who had been sitting with it the entire lesson. While glaring back at Kevin, he still hadn't stopped as he put the game console on his desk, just to walk around his desk, slowing down a little. Then the bell rang and he sped up again. "Class dismissed!" His voice rang from the corridor.

"That guy is really starting to scare me" Eddy looked up at Double-D who groaned and closed his book. "I mean, he didn't even stop, he just walked/ran around and- Hey, HEY, what the heck do you think you're doin'?! I'm not done complaining!" Eddy ran after Double-D who was now walking towards his locker, having a rather one-sided conversation with Ed.

"So you see Ed that is what would make time-travel possible!" Ed's eyes lightened up.

"So that would mean that I could go back and warn myself not to lose my number two copy of 'The outer space turkeys': Thanksgiving is cancelled'?" Double-D's eyes became filled with horror.

"No! Interrogating with yourself could create a rip in the space time continuum and destroy the entire universe!" Double-D moved his arms over his head to show Ed the entire universe.

"Like in my movies?" Ed grinned at Double-D, the excitement glowing in his eyes.

"Yes Ed, but this time, human eating rhubarbs' won't have been the cause of it." Double-D rolled his eyes and opened his locker. Eddy, who had been running after them, slid into Double-D's locker door. The door was torn off and Eddy grabbed hold of Ed. The latter was not ready for this, making him being pulled with his shorter friend. Ed grabbed Double-D, who was dragged along screaming, until Eddy was stopped. Full frontal stopped into a wall. He moved his face, just in time to see Ed coming flying at him, full speed. Eddy winced and closed his eyes.

"And pain-o was the name-o!" Outside of the school, any by passer could've seen the wall shooting out 30 cm. Stopping, the wall now had an Eddy shaped form sticking out.

"Great Scott Eddy, what's the hurry?" Double-D, who had followed into Ed, was now getting up from the floor, cracking his back.

"No wait, it was Eddo!" Ed, now completely flat, jumped of the wall and started to run around in small circles, laughing.

"Eddy, are you okay?" Double-D touched Eddy's shoulder. The latter popped off the wall, completely two dimensional. He slowly floated down, towards the floor, but suddenly regained his regular form and crashed into the ground.

"Do I look okay Sock head?" Eddy groaned and turned his face toward Ed. Ed had now stopped running and was now standing, sweating, with a note in his hand. A, to Eddy, very familiar note…

"Again Mr. McFly?" He looked to his left to see the shoes of their principal.

'Oh crap…' Eddy rolled his eyes and sat up.

"I believe that this is the fourteenth detention this week Mr. McFly or am I mistaken?"

"Why, Mr. Antonucci, of course you aren't mistaken." Eddy turned around to see Double-D, sweating and shivering.

"Why do you keep hanging around with this slacker Mr. Brown?" Eddy's eyes went from glaring at the principal to looking at Double-D with a raised eyebrow."You know it as well as I do, no McFly ever did anything to contribute to Peach Creek's history."Eddy's face became red and he started to grind his teeth'.

"Why, he's one of my best friends Mr. Antonucci and on the matter of history-" Double-D's speech was cut when Mr. Johnson cut in.

"Come on Danny, let them go huh? They're only kids once!"

"Matthew, you know I have to-"

"I remember being told in the teacher's lounge that you were the king of the school, always being late, showing off to classmates during lessons and always speaking back to teachers." Mr. Antonucci's face became red. "Or am I mistaken?" Mr. Johnson made a smug face.

"Well, ehm, I…" The principal left and Mr. Johnson gave Eddy thumbs up.

"That was so totally heavy Mr. J! Well, see you around!" Eddy made an attempt to leave, but was suddenly pulled back by someone.

"Oh no! You fell asleep in my lesson!"

"You were 58 minutes late!"

"Well, did you see the meatloaf today?"

"Yeah, why do think we didn't eat? Come to think of it, I'm starving! Hey Double-D, wanna grab a burger?"

"Oh no! You've got a detention!"

"What! Why?"

"You were asleep in my class and you just talked back to me!"

"No fair you stupid son of a-"Eddy's last words' was meant to be muttered, but Mr. Johnson overheard him.

"Now, Eddy- I mean, Mr. McFly, I'm going to ignore that last thing you said, but you still have a detention at three o' clock." Eddy took the note and looked at his wristwatch.

"That was two minutes ago!"

"Well then, you better hurry! Run, run!" Eddy started to walk towards the detention room when he heard Mr. Johnson voice behind him. "Now I got what we needed, have you got the tools?" Eddy didn't hear Double-D's answer so he assumed his friend nodded. "Good, meet me in the science lab in ten." Eddy looked behind him to see Double-D stand alone in the corridor.

'What the heck was that all about?' Eddy wondered about what he had just heard when he entered the detention room to see his other best friend, the lovable lump Ed, sitting with his hands together, stiff as a board, sweating. 'Oh boy…'

"That took forever!" Eddy was walking with his backpack over his shoulder, dragging his feet along the pavement. "I mean, come on, Mrs. Goldberg is the most annoying teacher at that damn place!" Ed nodded.

"A rotten rhubarb she is Eddy."

"What is it with you and rhubarbs' lately?"

"I sprinkle it on my breakfast soap." Eddy stopped dead on his tracks.

"You eat soap?"

"Donald Duck don't wear pants!" Ed pulled off his pants and threw them at Eddy who were drowned in filth, filth and filthy filth.

"ED!" Eddy tried to throw a milk carton at Ed, but as it turned out, the milk in it was stuck to Eddy's arm. Hence making the carton to ricochet back into Eddy's face. "Yfou arfe tfoufy difu-"

"Double-D!" Ed ran over his pants, and Eddy, and down the pavement only to stop seconds later.

"What the heck are you talking about Ed?" Eddy stood up with filth stuck to him. He tried to shake off what appeared to be a kitten from his arm, but was unsuccessful. "Double-D couldn't have been at school this late!"

"He and Mr. Meatloaf just drove away Eddy!" Eddy's face became a question mark.

"Mr. Meat… You mean Mr. Johnson?"

"Correct! You win a lollipop!" Ed pulled out a spoon with moldering gravy on it.

"Get that out of my face!" He shoved Ed into the fence, making him ricochet back into Eddy. "Get-"Eddy quickly rolled to the left when a car ran down the street. "ED! YOU COULD'VE HAD US KILLED!!!" Ed picked up Eddy, brushed him off and put him on his shoulders.

"Skip to my Lou!" Ed started to run down the street with Eddy seeing the Cul-de-Sac.

"Run faster Ed!" Ed's legs suddenly became a blur when he started to run for his life. Eddy couldn't see anything as the world flew by, but suddenly…

"STOP!!!" Too late. Ed crashed into a walking man, making Eddy's stomach connect with the man's head. The three of them collapsed on the ground with Eddy moaning in pain. "Can't you watch were you- Oh, hello boys!" Eddy looked up to face Mr. Johnson who smiled down at him. Eddy suddenly jumped up and brushed the restoring filth off his shirt.

"What the heck where you doing with Double-D you leech?!" Eddy jumped up into the air and yelled at his teacher, but was pulled down again by Ed.

"Detention Eddy!" Ed whispered into Eddy's ear. Eddy broke free and glared up at their teacher.

"Calm down Eddy. I just gave Double-D a ride home after we had finished in the science lab."

"Oh yeah? Then where's your car?" Mr. Johnson rolled his eyes.

"I parked it just outside your Cul-de-Sac, such a beautiful evening shouldn't be ruined with driving! Good evening boys." He started to walk when he turned around and faced Ed. "Ed, please put some pants on." He turned around and started to walk again. "Arrividecci boys!"

"So long Mr. Meatloaf!" Mr. Johnson turned around again, walking backwards.

"Clever Ed! Very clever!" He continued to walk with Eddy still watching his back. Eddy turned to Ed who was staring off in distance, pantless.

"Ed, let's get some pants on you." Eddy started to run towards the Cul-de-Sac, more precisely Double-D's house. Ed ran after him, attracting eyes as he ran there without pants. The lovable oaf…

"Double-D! Open up, open up, open up, open up, open-"Eddy's brutal knocking had attracted Double-D's attention, hence making him open the door. After receiving a few punches from his friend's knuckles, he collapsed on the floor.

"Eddy!" Double-D grabbed his head in pain and looked up at his friends. "Is there a reason why you are so very violently abusing my door?" Double-D grabbed Eddy's hand and was pulled up. He brushed the dust (imaginary, this is Double-D's house we're talking about).

"Your last name is Brown?" Eddy looked at Double-D, ready to burst with laughter.

"To speak, I would believe it's called computer language, of so, counterattack; your last name is McFly?" Eddy started to sweat and threw a hand at Double-D's mouth.

"Shut up Sock head, what is this? 20 questions?" Eddy scratched his head. "Now where was I… Oh yes!" Eddy inhaled deeply. "What the heck were you doin' with Mr. Johnson?!" Eddy screamed in Double-D's face. Double-D calmly wiped some saliva off his face.

"He was giving me a ride home after the science club's meeting." Double-D raised an eyebrow, wanting to know if Eddy was satisfied by the answer.

"Science club?" Eddy turned to his taller friend who still didn't have pants on. "Do we even have a science club?"

"First meeting today." Eddy turned back to Double-D who still had a raised eyebrow. "Why isn't Ed wearing pants?"

"Because Donald Duck doesn't!" Ed waggled his eyebrow at Double-D who started laughing. The latter straightened his t-shirt and then grinned.

"Well, if you gentlemen just came from detention, you must be famished. Let's kick up our heels and paint the town red! To McDonalds, the leader of the junk food army!" Double-D made a sweeping gesture with his arm, stepped out to join his friends and closed his door. "Shall we?" He grabbed Eddy arm and offered Ed his own. Ed grabbed it merrily and Eddy understood what they were doing. Double-D was referring to a third grade play, The Wizard of Oz, having them skipping down the aisles of the auditorium and because of Ed, that was all the audience got to see all night. They were wxhaustd after that night and had never done it again.

"We're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things he does." The three friends were skipping down their beloved Cul-de-Sac, gaining looks from everybody and: "Dorks!" from Kevin. Eddy didn't care, he was for once in a good mood. But one thought was sneaking around in the back of his mind.

'What did Double-D do this afternoon?' The thought didn't bother him right at the moment, his three major thoughts' right now were money, his friends and food.

"We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!"

Eddy was lying on his bed, groaning.

'Why do I always end up in an eating contest with Ed when Sock head pays?' He clutched his stomach, but suddenly sat up. 'Wait a minute, Sock head never pays for all of us…' Eddy was pulled out of his thoughts' when he heard the phone ring in a distant part of the house. 'It's past eleven, who the heck calls now?' Being home alone, he stared to run towards the sound. With the sound echoing in the big house, he ran upstairs to answer it there. Seeing the phone, he ran faster and grabbed hold of the receiver. Unfortunately, the rug under his feet slid along, making him slide down the hall, screaming.

"Hello, Eddy?"

"What is it Sock head?"

"You were screaming, is something wrong?"

"If by wrong you mean that I am hanging out my window, hands attached to a phone!" Double-D gasped.

"Do you want help?"

"Has pain ever hurt me?"

"Quite frankly, yes."

"Get to the point!"

"Oh, yes, of course, yes. Well, can you come over to my house now, with your video camera? It's a matter of grave importance." Eddy checked his wristwatch and raised an eyebrow, which Double-D couldn't see.

"It's past eleven, don't you sleep around now?" Double-D laughed shortly.

"Scientifically, history is about to change." With that, Eddy heard a click in the receiver. Surprised, his hands lost their grip which made him fall down on his lawn.

"A friend in need…" Eddy muttered as he ran in his room, grabbed his dusty video camera from under his bed and ran out again. "…is a friend in deed." He said in a mock Double-D voice. Locking the door, he started to run towards Double-D's house. "Hey Sock head!" Eddy stood outside of his friend's window. "Double-D!" He threw a smaller rock at the window, which obviously crashed it. Seeing this, becoming terrified, Eddy ran along the house to the garage to hide in the shadows', but he stopped when he heard something in the garage. He hesitated, but he then walked towards the door, jumping up to press the button, which he had done all those summers ago, checking if his scams were ready for action. With the garage door slowly opening, the youngster soon found that he was flooded in light.

'Oh crap' He heard an engine, something hit him and then everything became black.

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