BEEP! Greetings, you've reached Lobot at Cloud City Administration, Bespin. I am unable to take your transmission right now, so please leave your name and number after the beep. I will do my best to return you transmission. If you are calling for our Baron Administrator, Lando Calrissian, press 1. If you are calling Maintenance and Repairs, press 2. If you are calling Bespin Armed Forces, press 3. If you are calling for another specific person, press 4.-- (Lando's voice) If you are another fangirl, please hang up!!!!!—BEEP!
BEEP! Hey Lando honey, it's Tracie calling. What do you mean, hang up? I thought you wanted me to call you at 0800??? BEEP!
BEEP! Housekeeping. Lando, we're gonna clean the top floor at 0900. That OK with you? BEEP!
BEEP! Mr. Calrissian, this is Bespin Public Library. Your book, Become a Businessman in a Week is now 32 weeks overdue. 32. Three-two. Would it be convenient if you returned it sometime this decade? There is a waiting list, you know. By the way, it appears that you cannot become a better businessman in one week if you've had it for 32 weeks…BEEP!
BEEP! It was just a speculation, Mr. Calrissian! BEEP!
BEEP! It's Commander Joe. Comic Universe has just opened in the south wing. Permission to splurge, sir? BEEP!
BEEP! Bespin Movie Rental. Your movie, Buster the Magic Sarlacc, is now 58 days overdue. There are precisely 68 toddlers on the waiting list. That will be 5600 credits. BEEP!
BEEP! Lando sweetie, it's your girlfriend Mary. Are we going out to the movies tonight? I hear Sith Lord Bloody Sith Lord is playing. You can hold my hand through the scary parts! BEEP!
BEEP! Lando, it's Tracie again. So, you want to go to the movies, huh? Sure thing, honey. How about Naboo Daisies Swaying in the Breeze?
BEEP! It's Mary. Oh, I can't wait until our date! How about 1700 tomorrow? BEEP!
BEEP! Repairs, this is Janitor C45T8. All refreshers on the main level are hereby busted. Please do not use. BEEP!
BEEP! Hey, son. It's your dad. How's the mining coming? I hear you've done quite well for yourself. That's real good, since we haven't talked once since your college grad…BEEP!
BEEP! Hey mister. This is Bobby from Bespin. Can you return the movie? My mom says I can watch it at my birthday party, but it just won't be a good birthday party without Buster the Magic Sarlacc! BEEP!
BEEP! Mr. Calrissian, this is Smooth Boys Own magazine. Your cover shoot is scheduled for 0700 tomorrow? Can you make it? We're also asking you to wear blue…fangirl appeal, you know? BEEP!
BEEP! Lando-sugar-muffin-honey-bunch, it's the love of your life, Jane! I was wondering, are you free to go to the movies tonight? And would you be up for seeing Sith Lord Bloody Sith Lord? It's only rated NC-17! BEEP!
BEEP! It's Tracie. Are you sure you want to go see Sith Lord Bloody Sith Lord tonight? I mean, don't you think it'll be a little…gross? BEEP!
BEEP! Bespin Movie Rental. Because of the latest incident with the movie you rented, your rental card has been terminated. We suggest you take your sorry hide to a store. How about Sleemo's Movies? I hear they're very lenient….maybe it's due to the customers they get. Not exactly the type you'd want to mess with. BEEP!
BEEP! It's Jane. How's 1800? Tonight? BEEP!
BEEP! Tracie. Oh, Lando, I have a pedicure appointment at 1800. Ah, well. I'll cancel it for YOU!!! BEEP!
BEEP! Mary. So, 1800 works for me. You know, I'm so glad that we'll finally have a chance to talk alone…BEEP!
BEEP! This is Bespin Multiplex. Your purchase of four tickets for the 1800 premiere of Sith Lord Bloody Sith Lord tonight has been confirmed. Please pick up your tickets at the box office approximately ten minutes before the showing. Have a nice day. BEEP!
BEEP! Hi, Lando, it's Tracie. Just parked my speeder. I'll meet you in the theatre. BEEP!
BEEP! Lando, Janie. My speeder's stuck in traffic…I hope I'm not late! Tell them not to start without me, OK? BEEP!
BEEP! Mary calling. I'm on my way, sweetie! BEEP!
BEEP! LANDO CALRISSIAN! How DARE you triple-date? I come into the theatre and see you sitting with two other girls? I'm GLAD I was stuck in traffic! Consider our relationship over. O-V-R. Over. BEEP!
BEEP! Tracie. Just wanted to let you know, I had nightmares last night. And, I'm no longer dating you. Do you honestly expect me to hang out with a low-down, slimeball, triple-dater? BEEP!
BEEP! This is Mary. I'm starting a political campaign against you. You will have competition in our next election, mister. BEEP!
BEEP! Sir, it's Commander Joe. Have you seen the posters Miss Mary has posted all over Bespin? BEEP!
BEEP! No? Oh, they're pictures of you—or rather, your head—or rather, your head—on the body of Poggle the Lesser. The slogan is, uh, "NO MORE SLEEMOS! DOWN WITH LANDO," or something like that. Sorry, sir. BEEP!
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