I don't own Junjo…

Misaki entered the penthouse and close the door behind him. He placed down his bag on the couch. He didn't see his landlord anywhere; he looked into the kitchen and luckily no shards of broken glass from him trying to use regular glass instead of heat resistant glass.

Then he heard footsteps coming from the stairs. Misaki turned and saw Akihiko.

"You're back early." Akihiko remarked.

Misaki was excited, why you ask? Well he learned something new from school. Well technically not from the school…he got it from Sumi-senpai. He decided to try it out of Akihiko to know more about the author.

Akihiko noticed that something was up with the teen. "What has gotten into you?"

"Are you busy Usagi-san?" he asked with a smile plastered on his face. Akihiko was surprised yet was amused that his lover finally gets excited when he sees him, just like when he sees Misaki. "Not really; but when it comes to the needs of my Misaki…I'll always put Misaki first."

Misaki blushed, "I was just asking…" He sat on the sofa as Akihiko sat beside him and cuddled next to the teen.

"Do you mind if I ask you some questions? I just need to know something." Misaki said. Akihiko smirked, "I love Misaki." "That's not it!!!" Misaki retorted. The older male replied, "I don't mind."

The teen then started with the interrogation.

"You're in a forest—"

"Are you with me in that forest?" Akihiko asked. "No…" "Then I don't want it to be a forest." The older male said stubbornly. Misaki felt his vein twitch, "It's not real! Just answer the freaking questions. You're in a forest and when you got to the middle you saw a cottage. Outside the cottage was a table with a glass. What kind of glass was it?"

Akihiko was now interested to think of his answer, "It's not necessarily a glass. It can be made of plastic, wood, gold as long as you can drink from it."

"It's a glass goblet…" Akihiko replied. Misaki nodded as if he was a therapist listening to his patient's problems. "How about you Misaki?" he asked the teen as he invaded more of Misaki's personal space.

"Me? Um…just a plain drinking glass." He replied, Misaki then continued with his questions, "Seeing the glass, how much water was in the glass Usagi-san?"

"I don't want water, I want coffee…"

Misaki tried hard not get angry, "Just answer the questions! Besides who put coffee in a goblet anyways?!"

Akihiko replied, "The water is about a centimeter away from the rim. It's quite full but really full. Why?" "Nothing, just answer my questions." Misaki said. "And you? I won't proceed to answer your questions if you don't tell me yours."

Misaki groaned, "Fine…mine was 3/4 full. Anyways you entered the cottage and—"

"—I saw Misaki naked waiting for me on the bed—" "If you don't stop inserting perverted comments I'm going to stop. Plus I'm not going to let you know the interpretations of your answers. Die with curiosity for all I care."

Akihiko chuckled and bade his lover to continue. Misaki gave out a sigh to calm himself, "you saw a bed. What did you do? Did you sit, jump, lie down, test its softness, stare at it?"

"I took Misaki and we had—"

"That's it, I'll stop from there!" Akihiko chuckled; he just loved teasing his lover. He embraced Misaki tighter, "I was just joking. Of course, I'll lie down on it." Misaki felt disappointed. But what do you expect from Usagi-san? "As for me, I'll sit for a while to rest." Duh, that was all his answers earlier when Sumi-senpai asked him.

He continued on, "After a while you went out of a cottage and saw a horse. You rode on the horse and the two of you explored the forest for a while. While ridding on the forest, you spotted a unicorn. What did you do?"

"I don't like unicorns. Too fancy."

Misaki felt himself blushing. "You don't even want to look at it?" Akihiko shook his head. He was happy that the author didn't even bother to look at the unicorn. "For me, I think I'll just take a step and take a closer look then go back to my horse."

"You soon got off with your horse and walked from there. Not too long, you saw an animal. What kind of animal was it?" Misaki continued.

Akihiko tried to think for a while and soon came up, "A bear…" Misaki sweat dropped, DUH! What do you expect from a man who collects stuffed bears?! "Okay…you and the bear explored more of the forest but suddenly the bear got wounded. What would you do?"

"I would help him of course. Even if I only know some first aid." He replied. This answer made Misaki smile. "I saw a rabbit and I helped him too." "Can you tell me what my answers mean now?" Akihiko asked impatiently.

Misaki shook his head, "Not yet. Last question; you and the bear parted after that and soon you spotted a river. Can you describe its visibility, depth, temperature? Were there any fish, was it rocky or muddy?"

"It was warm; just right. It's really clear like crystal. It's about five feet wide from the other side and about as deep as my waist. There were plenty of fish and was rocky. No predator in sight."

'Wow…if I were a girl I think I hit the jackpot.' "My river is just like yours except it's just about a foot wide and it's a lot warmer."

Akihiko went on top of Misaki, "Now tell me what my answers mean." He looked at Misaki dangerously.

Misaki swallowed nervously, "Alright, alright. The glass or the drinking vessel's material describes what you are. Since we are both glasses; we're both fragile. Your goblet means you're somewhat stylish while mine is just simple." This made Akihiko stop and soon realizes that what Misaki said was accurate.

Both of them were indeed fragile and because of their social status it affected their decision of what kind of drinking vessel they chose.

"You're right Misaki; both of us are fragile." Akihiko kissed his lover; Misaki tried to breathe and soon broke the kiss. "Let me finish interpreting your answers first!"

Akihiko got off him first and decided to listen. "The amount of water means how much love you give to your partner."

"How come yours is less than mine?" Akihiko asked dangerously as he looked at Misaki seriously. Misaki chuckled nervously, "Uh yeah you see um…" "I want it to be full Misaki." "About that…I'm reserving some for Nii-chan too. Hehehehe."

Misaki felt a dark cloud gathering on Akihiko's head and decided to get on with it, "The bed! You lied down on the bed meaning you're lazy."

"I am lazy to do some work…" "Yeah no surprise there." Misaki said sarcastically. "The horse represents your lover. The unicorn represents the temptation of other people in relationships. You not interested means you'll never cheat on your partner."

Just then another dark aura came on Akihiko, "Just a close look eh?"

"I just repeated my answers earlier when Sumi-senpai asked me that." Akihiko was more jealous than ever since he mentioned that bastard senpai of his, "I didn't know it was a temptation in the first place! I'm sorry!"

But it didn't change the mood.

"The bear represents your friend. Helping the bear means you're willing to help your closest friends in need. The river signifies your love life." Misaki said, hoping that the river part would enlighten his landlord.

Luckily, Akihiko stopped being gloomy, "My love life?"

"Yeah," Misaki said and was now at ease that his lover stopped being so dramatic, "warm means that's how much you and your partner getting along. It means you and your l-lover has a very intimate relationship."

"And yours being warmer than mine makes me very happy Misaki." Akihiko smiled.

Misaki blushed and it made him happy too. "The depth represents how deep the relationship is. Clear water means no secrets and is very sure of their relationship."

Silence enveloped the two until Akihiko decided to break the silence. "So you just asked me some type of psychological questions without asking me directly?"

"Yeah." Misaki confessed.

Akihiko smiled and pounced on his lover, "I'm glad you wanted to know more about me." Akihiko kissed his lover passionately and didn't stop until he was out of breath. He suddenly carried the teen over his shoulders and went to 'their' bedroom.

Misaki, deep down, was happy and knew that Akihiko would never cheat on him and gives all the love that he has. Akihiko meanwhile was happy that Misaki's river was 'warmer' than his.

There, sorry if it was kind of corny. Just wanted to post this on the net. Thanks for reading and reviewing, I really appreciate it. Don't worry; I'll do another again with the Egoist and the Terrorist couples. This will be a three-chapter story.

How did I manage to get a hold of these questions? Well a hurricane just managed to pass by our city and we had no electricity for five days. So my cousins and I had nothing to do. One cousin of mine asked me these kinds of questions. (There were actually three sets so luckily the Junjo has the main three couples.)

Just a sharing, I remember my cousin recalling one of her classmate's answers about the unicorn. She said, "A unicorn?! I'll go down from my horse, I'll ride the unicorn, and we'll fly and explore its powers!" You just found out what the unicorn means in the story so…I don't know how its gonna happen to the guy she'll be cheating with...poor guy...