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"When Katy Perry Meets The Enterprise"

"Employee bonding…Really? Who the hell came up with that one?" Kirk all but whined in the conference room.

"I believe that it was the First Council of the-", Spock chimed in but as always was cut off by the Captain.

"Rhetorical Spock, its rhetorical.", Jim ran his right hand through his hair. "So it's basically regulated us to do something together, so…suggestions?" Not one person had their hand raised. If there was a cricket in this room, it would be completely appropriate. "Let's not all rush in at once.", he muttered. Spock was about to say something pertaining to his 'contradictory sentence', but the officer quickly shut his mouth once he saw the pointed look Kirk was giving him. "Do I really have to call on you guys?"

"How about a Russian drinking game?", the kid got quite when all eyes were on him shocked, "What? We do it all the time in Moscow…"

"Are you even old enough to drink?!"

Pavel blushed, "Da, in Russia I am."

"Okay…nice attempt at productivity Chekov."

Uhura piped up, "How about karaoke?" Everyone but Chekov and Spock groaned, but he could see the lightest trace of annoyance on the Vulcan's face. "If you don't want to sing you can drink instead, then eventually you will want to sing. Everybody's happy."

"I second that!", the sentence drenched in an enthusiastic Scottish accent.

"Good Uhura. By the way dress casual; I don't want to be in these damn uniforms anymore than I have to. Okay we're set.", Jim grinned, "Any objections?"

"Captain, I think-", Spock tried but was easily shut down.

"Rhetorical Spock." , he chuckled. When is he ever gonna learn? "Great! So well have that in the rec room at we'll say…21:00?" Everyone but Spock nodded in agreement. "Kay, dismissed."

#########################later on that night################################

"Spock, stop being difficult and come on; we're going to be late!" Tapping her heels against the floor, Uhura tried to coax her boyfriend out of his room.

"I have no desire to go.", a muffled monotone voice said from behind the door.

"Spock, open the door.", when he did she could see his adorable civilian outfit. "You look positively scrumptious!" Dressed in the coal blue button-up shirt Nyota had gotten him during shore leave and dark grey form-fitting pants, Spock stood in the doorway and sulked. Well, only as much as a Vulcan allows himself to.

"I do not care how 'delicious' you think I look, I will not go."

A wide smile spread on Uhura's face. "Is that so?", she dared him with her hands on her hips.

"It is."

"Well if you don't go, you won't get any tonight.", an amused look graced her face as she challenged him with her provocative red outfit.

"Elaborate.", the inquisitive eyebrow shot up as his voice got low and defiant. She moved closer to him…

"You won't be getting this…", she skimmed her lips over his. "Or this…", she licked the shell of his sensitive ear to the unusual Vulcan point that she had come to know so well. "None of this…", her hand drifted down his chest, gripping him through his pants. He gasped softly at her caress. Nyota brought her fingers into her wet panties, and then lifted them to his lips. "And definitely none of this.", Uhura traced his lips with the fingers covered in her arousal. With his eyes closed and fingers clenched, Spock licked his lips and grumbled. Savoring the taste of her essence, he opened his eyes.

"I concede Nyota; I will go; however I am not content to do so."

She kissed his cheek. "All I ask is that you go, how much you're willing to participate is up to you." He nodded, went back to his room briefly and returned with sexy black thick rimmed glasses on and a Vulcan novel in hand. God! I have got the hottest nerd in the universe! Score!!!!!

"My participation will be minimal. I will be reading during the course of this engagement."

Nyota linked her arm in his, "Fair enough. As long as I get to show off my hot boyfriend and make every woman on the ship jealous for not being able to have my Vulcan eye-candy, I'll be happy!" Uhura winked and they walked off in comfortable silence.

###########################where the party at#############################

And I officially hate everything that is Starfleet… Jim closed his eyes and shook his head. Kirk took another bite of the amazing brownies Chekov made-well gave the replicator the recipe to. They were like an orgasm in his mouth…Uhura's orgasm. I bet if she came in my mouth it would be milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and fudge filling. Pure coco. Uhura and Spock entered the rec room. Well spank my ass and call me Nancy… The brown-skinned goddess was dressed in a short sleek red dress with a puffy sleeve on the left side and black stiletto sandals to top it off. Her hair was curled and put up and she had a temptress' stare underneath her dark make-up. (.) Son of a bitch… Clinging to her side was a very derailed Spock practically clung to her side. He was wearing a simple but seductive outfit (.) and for some reason or another it really turned him on. Especially those glasses… Jim was so enthralled by the two most fuckable people in the room that he was caught off guard when they finally came to greet him.

"Hello Captain.", a sultry calculated voice approached him.

Kirk cleared his throat, "How many times have I asked you to call me Jim?" He noticed that the Vulcan looked him up and down.

"Several, I am afraid that the habit has not broken yet and I apologize for such, Jim.", he looked up to see those distant eyes look a lot warmer than he was used to seeing.

"You look good you know, in civilian outfit. I might make it a regulation for you to wear them all the time.", he smirked. Before Spock could get a chance to retort a sexy feminine voice piped up beside them.

"I tell him that all the time Kirk but he never believes me.", she giggled, "Speaking of attractive, you don't look too bad yourself tonight Jim.", smokey blue eyes pierced the core of her heat. (http://www./images/photo-sets/conv/ChrisPine061709_X17/ChrisPine061709_)

"I wouldn't say that.", his crooked grin flooded over her.

She stalked closer to him, "That's why I said it instead.", her voice dropped down to a husky groan. She's got to be messing with me again…especially in front of Spock.

Spock's face looked impassive to any stranger, but the two people in front of him knew better than that. His breathing skipped as his mind started to wonder about numerous scenarios as to which the three of them could engage in something more intimate and stimulating… He quickly shook the thoughts out of his head and proceeded to wait for Nyota to end her greeting with the captain.

With a mischievous omniscient smile Uhura turned to leave with Spock on her arm, "See you around Jim." She winked as she walked over to the other side of the room, her hips swaying to the beat of the music. Damn.

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*So I was listening to Katy Perry this week and this slapped me in the face. It was too enticing to pass up! It's a three parter so yeah… The next chapter will be a little song fic/crack because it involves karaoke and S/U/K . As you can imagine, hilarity ensues!