Yay! another one shot for my collection!

Alex and Justin sat down tiredly after yet another Jalex fan fiction they went through.

"These things are getting old, I mean how repetitive are these things getting. How many times do we have to kiss or have sex?" Justin said wiping his mouth. He continued talking again, "Your lips have a weird bitter after taste, and I really don't like it."

Alex turned her head to Justin giving him an angry face with her sweat glistening as it rolled down her head. "Like making out with you is so much better, at least my breath doesn't stink."

Alex stopped for a moment as she went back to her comfortable position. She started talking again saying, "Your not the one being manhandled and losing her virginity over and over again. Do you know how that feels? I'm barely 16 and I bet I've had more sex in one day then I don't know, someone else finish this whatever you call it."

"It's called an analogy, ………….I think. I'm just following what the author tells me to say. And how are you supposed to know when a day is over. We just go from fan fiction to fan fiction, then do some stupid story for those Disney fans and get back to making out in Fan fiction. Were not real Alex, everything we do is fiction. I mean were in a fan fic right now."

Justin stopped realizing something after what he said and continued after a moment "What's a person doing writing about us complaining….." Justin said with a weird look on.

"How should I know, I mean what kind of idiot writes about crap like this?" Alex said as she started to laugh.

After a few seconds Alex raised u her hand and slapped herself across the face hard. She held it, trying to soothe the pain. her laughing stopped instantly as she said "What was that?"

"That was the author, and if you weren't stupid you'd know she could make us do anything." Justin said in an annoyed tone.

Alex Just stopped, holding in her anger as much as she could so nothing else would happen. "This sucks, I'm tired of all this"

"Ya me too, but this fan fic's about to end. Next one's up. Lets go" Justin said standing up.

"Why do I have to be acted out by a hot girl. It's more work than its worth. Too much pervert fiction writers" Alex said in a complaining voice. Alex slapped herself again.

"Oww!" Alex said and stopped talking.

Justin laughed a little and said"Well if Selena Gomez ever gets ugly, then you're one lucky girl I guess. No more of this right?Now lets go. "

Alex got up lazily "Ya, Like that's gonna happen" Alex said muttering to herself.

Yup pretty pointless, I'm pretty bored.