::The Scroll of the Cat--Day 1::

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Name: Kyo Sohma

Occupation: Being badass (( Hell yes that's a job! It's hard too. ))

Hobbies: Fighting bears, training, kicking ass, fighting Yuki, losing to Yuki, (( DAMMIT )), knitting

Height: 5'6" or something

Weight: Does it matter? All muscle baby.

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Now that that crap's over, let's get on with this.

So, here I am, sitting outside Shigure's house. Well, actually I'm in a tree waiting for him and that damn rat to show up. I mean, I was watching them sleep but then I also passed out so I dunno where they are now. I did it all in a totally uncreepy way. Don't wanna make an epic entrance with no one to witness it!! I won't let my training go to waste...I WILL show that rat how much stronger I've become. I won't lose this time.

...heh. I see him! Damn girly man. Don't know when he got brunette extensions though. Or boobs. But hell, he was always girly so I'm actually not surprised. I'll have to think up a really good 'time of the month' joke before I beat his estrogenized butt.

Time for my epic badass entrance; I'm going to break through the roof. Heck yeah. In no way is that going to have negative consequences or cause something traumatizing to happen. So away I go. To commit acts of BADASSERY.

::Kyo::