2 one shots and a new chapter for my story in one day!! Shows you how much free time I have when I'm grounded. Read my other one shot and my story. Now I wrote a smut / lemon (aren't they the same?) one shot, a tragic one shot and a weird? one shot. What would you call this one shot?

Alex couldn't believe what she was seeing. She was surfing the web and found this site call fanfiction and was disgusted at the stories that people were writing. SO much incest. She brought the laptop downstairs and went to Justin.

"Can you believe this." she said shoving the laptop into Justin's hands. Getting in the way of the TV he was watching.

He laughed and said "Ya, I saw them before. Its not that shocking actually. I mean do you know all those 'brother sister moments' we have on the show. Disney is just screaming incest." Justin said putting air quotes on brother sister moments. He pushed Alex to side so he could watch TV.

"So what your okay with this? I mean they have stories of us having sex. I'm not even 16 yet!" She said getting in the way again with an angry face. She continued to talk again, "what do want this to happen is that it? You wanna have sex with your sister creepo?"

Justin looked at her with a bewildered face. "Can you calm down, I Just said I don't blame them for writing it, I didn't say anything else. "Why the hell would I want you anyway, you're so damn annoying. Can we stop talking about it now? You're kinda creeping me out with your little mental explosion."

"So what what now you think I'm ugly. How could you say that?" Alex said

"I said you were annoying!" Justin said in a louder voice.

"So if I wasn't your sister you wouldn't go out with me?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"I don't know, what kind of question is it?"

"Oh my god, I wouldn't go out with you. Okay? Can we stop talking to each other now."

Alex gave him an angry face "you really mean that?"

"YA!"

" Ya? So if I were to be some random girl and I went up to you and said Hey, I'm Alex. Um you wanna go out some time? You would say no" She said in a cute voice and giving him a smile as she did her fake flirting, but her voice became serious when she finished.

Justin Just looked at her like she was crazy. "I would say No" He said n a toneless voice.

"Really, you think I'm unattractive?"

"Why do you care?"

"No ever tells me I'm not hot!"

"Maybe their just being nice!"

"SO no matter what I did you wouldn't do a thing?"

"How many times do I have to say no! I would not do a thing!"

"Really? what if I did this?" She pulled him to her and kissed them and immediately stopped. They both looked at each other in shock.

"S-s-see nothing." Justin said in a fake calm voice, still feeling shocked.

Alex was too in shock and didn't talk for a moment and said "Um…Okay. I get it."

Justin pulled her arm as she tried to leave and said "So much nothing I could do it again and feel the same nothing." He kissed her a little longer this time and Alex looked at him with a little confusion.

"See" He said again trying to be calm.

"I don't think I got you point, I think we need to do it again." Alex said quickly before kissing him.

They both pulled apart for a moment before kissing again, without a word. Their tongues danced and they pulled apart after a few moments ad Alex started running upstairs saying "I'm taking a cold shower." She felt like it got 10 degrees hotter.

Justin ran to the door saying "I'm going for a walk" Justin felt adrenaline pumping and he needs to get rid of it.

Alex took a long shower in the coldest water and Justin went from walking to sprinting around the block a couple times.

That was fun to write.