Well… the concept for this chapter was given to me by Starlll, so thank him for that. *claps* YEAH! Okay… anyways… here goes another chapter of the insanity that I call my Zelda How To Guide!

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How To Play Video Games Like Zelda Characters

Darunia: Play Eatsa Pizza on Mario Party Three until you want some of the stuff yourself.

Nabooru: Play something involving Ninjas. Lots and lots of NINJAS.

Saria: Play Rock Band and of course 'cheat' through the songs by just wordlessly singing the right notes.

Malon: Do the same as Saria, but actually say the words.

Ruto: VIDEO GAMES? As long as you get a necklace for playing them (or a kiss from Link), you'll do your best.

Impa: Call of Duty is your game, hands down. BLOW THEIR HEADS OFF!

Rauru: Your grandkids always talk about 'em, but you've never played any of 'em because they make you nervous.

Dark Link: Play Star Wars Battlefront Two. Make sure you choose the Imperial side and knock the heads off the 'Rebel scum.'

Ingo: Play Ocarina of Time and complain about Ruto's laziness. Then go into Lon Lon Ranch and complain about Talon as usual.

Talon: Play Super Mario 64 and leave Mario standing there. When he falls asleep, follow suit.

King Harkinian: Talk about "dinner" and the "peace all true warriors strive for" as you kill everyone in Lego Indiana Jones as the title character.

Zelda: Play Lego Star Wars and laugh whenever you pull the arms off of a Stormtrooper as Chewbacca.

Link: Who needs to play Ocarina of Time? You lived through it and Nintendo decided to make a video game out of it. You prefer to play Super Smash Brothers of any type. Besides… Princess Peach deserves a HUUUGE punch in the face for calling you a fairy boy in a skirt. When Ganondorf makes the CGI you jump off a cliff, jump him and KNOCK HIM OUT using the infamous throw-down attack from Brawl.

Ganondorf: Play Ocarina of Time. When Link walks up and asks what you're doing, tell him you're playing Ocarina of Time. When he laughs about the agonizing defeat you took, tell him that you love watching him jump off cliffs. Be sure to demonstrate this at that time.

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This was fun to write! I got the Ganondorf part from a cartoon I saw on the internet. I actually have done what Saria's is. My grandma inspired the Rauru one. I like Link's 'cauz it's funny to see him vengeful. Princess Peach gets on my nerves ALL the time, so I beat her and all the other people that annoy me into pulps on Super Smash Brothers. (Marth, Roy, Ike, Peach, Olimar, Game and Watch, SONIC, Ice Climbers, PIT, and Diddy Kong) GRRR! (Link owns them in battle and in looks. LOL! :D) Sorry, guys, Link is just mah fav!