I assume that you guys already know that Lumpy talks to lettuce.

What else does he do with them?

based on a funny youtube video

Lumpy enters through the back door of his house. He latches the door quickly. Grabbing the head of lettuce from the fridge, he leaps through a tiny hole in the wall. After pushing his antlers through the hole, he sits down and pets the head of lettuce.

Two green eyes pop out from the lettuce leaves, along with a mouth. It speaks. "Hello Lumpy."

Lumpy leans closer. "Where are the others."

"They're here, Lumpy. They're here!" it cackles. Three other cabbages and some other vegetables appear from the hole.

"Why hello Lumpy!" they laughed.

"Hello guys! I declare dat ther meetin' is now underway!" Lumpy laughs triumphantly. They all begin to clap. "Now, I have a new song for you guys!"

"Horrah! Let us hear the song, Lumpy!" they cheered. Lumpy looks at their disorbited eyes, and then at their fangs.

"OKAY!"

Who's got a little orange friend, a yummy carrot friend, let's see.

Who's got a green and leafy friend. A quite nutritious pal, thats ME!

Everywhere I look I see,

another yummy friend or three,

How did I get so lucky,

to have so many vegetable FRIENDS!!!!

(Lumpy's eyes begin to glow green, and the veggies begin to dance)

MY FRIENDS, MY FRIENDS!!!

MY FRIENDS, MY FRIENDS !!!!!!

THESE ARE MY FRIENDS, MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY FRIENDS, MY FFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRIEEENNNNNNDFDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Who's got a cabbage/lettuce pal,

a nice and crunchy pal,

Well gee,

Who's got a corny cobby pal,

covered in butter, pal

thats, ME!

I don't know what I would do

without my special veggie crew.

IF ONLY EVERYBODY KNEW!

How much I love my Vegetable friends!

MY FRIENDS, MY FRIENDS,

COME ON NOW, MY FRIENDS, MY FRIENDS!

I LOVE VEGETABLES, GATHER 'ROUND MY FRIENDS, MY FRIENDS!!!!

I LOVE YOU ALL!

MY FRIENDS, MY FRIEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lifty and Shifty walk in, with Lumpy's Elephant on a leash. "Hey, Hick, what are ya' doin'?" Shifty asks.

Lumpy, his eyes still glowing green, turns to look at him. "I'm talking to my Vegetable Friends!"

All three look at the inanimate vegetables lying on the ground. Lifty looks up at Lumpy. "Good luck with that..."

The lyrics are mixed up, but it (helps) protect copy right infringement.

The song is from 'John McCain and his Vegetable Friends'

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