TONY'S MOMENT OF PAIN
"Tony, could you hold it for me?" Ziva yelled. SHe ran, but almost missed the doors. As soon as she entered, she knew something was wrong. "Are you alright, Tony?"
"No I'm not," Tony whispered.
"What is it?"
"I'm trying to get to Abby. She can cure me."
"From what?" Ziva asked. Just then, the lights flickered off and the elevator stopped.
"No, no, no, no, no!" Tony moaned, dropping to the floor. Ziva got on her knees with him. "My bowels are falling out and the damn elevator breaks down. No!"
"What? What's wrong Tony?" Ziva exclaimed. Tony grabbed her hands and pulled her close.
"I'd rather you shoot me than make me tell you. It's that bad, Ziva. You will cry if I tell you," he said dramatically. He then squeezed her hands and moaned in pain. Outsiders would think otherwise as Tony began to scream and bang the sides of the elevator. He then seemed to go unresponsive.
"Tony? TONY! TONY! Can you feel me touching you? TONY!" Ziva screamed. Tony then picked up a remote from beside him and turned on the lights. Gibbs was standing at the control panel of the elevator with a grin on his face.
"Gottcha," Tony laughed.
"Tony! What the hell is wrong with you?"
"I've got something wrong," Tony grinned. He made a face of effort and let out a fart so vile that Ziva gagged. Gibbs laughed and muttered a 'good one' as Tony stood. "Abby's got my gasex, and Gibbs, he's got the tape to prove we did stuff together in the N.C.I.S. elevator," Tony laughed. Ziva slapped him across the face and turned to Gibbs as Tony sank back into the floor.
"Start the damn elevator," she demanded. Gibbs had the sense to listen.
"No I'm not," Tony whispered.
"What is it?"
"I'm trying to get to Abby. She can cure me."
"From what?" Ziva asked. Just then, the lights flickered off and the elevator stopped.
"No, no, no, no, no!" Tony moaned, dropping to the floor. Ziva got on her knees with him. "My bowels are falling out and the damn elevator breaks down. No!"
"What? What's wrong Tony?" Ziva exclaimed. Tony grabbed her hands and pulled her close.
"I'd rather you shoot me than make me tell you. It's that bad, Ziva. You will cry if I tell you," he said dramatically. He then squeezed her hands and moaned in pain. Outsiders would think otherwise as Tony began to scream and bang the sides of the elevator. He then seemed to go unresponsive.
"Tony? TONY! TONY! Can you feel me touching you? TONY!" Ziva screamed. Tony then picked up a remote from beside him and turned on the lights. Gibbs was standing at the control panel of the elevator with a grin on his face.
"Gottcha," Tony laughed.
"Tony! What the hell is wrong with you?"
"I've got something wrong," Tony grinned. He made a face of effort and let out a fart so vile that Ziva gagged. Gibbs laughed and muttered a 'good one' as Tony stood. "Abby's got my gasex, and Gibbs, he's got the tape to prove we did stuff together in the N.C.I.S. elevator," Tony laughed. Ziva slapped him across the face and turned to Gibbs as Tony sank back into the floor.
"Start the damn elevator," she demanded. Gibbs had the sense to listen.
**Anna, this was all for you:) Sorry about the vile fart, but I had to do something humorous, and my brain gave birth to this idea. So, was I good enough for your challenge? You're the only reviewer I'm listening to. Hope to hear from you soon,
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