WOOT! IT'S TIME FOR NOTES!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own HP… but one can dream…

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Sirius

James

Remus

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James?

Yes, Padfoot?

You need help. Now.

Whatever do you mean?

James, you've been staring at Lily for the past THREE HOURS. It doesn't help that you're drooling.

How the hell do you stare at the same person for THREE HOURS?

Don't ask me, Pads. I'm just amazed that he stared at her even when he was walking in the corridors to his next class.

Hey! It's not my fault that we've got nearly all the same classes!

Yes, but it is your fault you're becoming a stalker.

And it's your fault Lily's thinking of getting a restraining order.

What?! How do you know this, Moony ol' pal?!

Ahem. We're prefects. We meet up. We have patrolling duties together. Not to mention we're friends.

Ha, Prongs! Moony's closer to Lily that you!

Traitor! Back-stabbing no good—

Stop right there, James. *sigh* Lily and I are just friends, alright? There is nothing going on between us. Nothing.

How do I know you're not lying to me?! SPEAK UP, REMUS LUPIN, DAMMIT!

Prongs, do you really think Lily would go out with Remus before y… oh. Wait. Of course she would.

You're not helping, Padfoot.

Yes, I know.

Mr. Moony would like to tell Mr. Padfoot that Mr. Prongs looks like he will kill Mr. Moony in his sleep.

Mr. Padfoot would like to remind Mr. Moony that he should arm himself with an arsenal of spells.

You know, James. If you kill me, Lily will never go out with you. She considers me one of her closest friends.

She does, does she?

Yes.

Then can you ask her something for me?

And that something would be… oh. Oh, no James. You already know what she's going to say.

Come on, Moons! Please?

Did you just say 'please'?

Yes.

My God, who are you and what have you done with James?

I do have manners sometimes, Moony.

Well you sure don't show it.

Shut up, Padfoot.

Guys, stow away your parchments. Minnie's getting suspicious of your 'vigorous note-taking'.

Right-o.

Alright.

[The next day during Prof. Binn's class]

I hate you all.

Geez, Remus. Just because we did one small thing—

FORCING ME INTO A DRESS WHILE I WAS UNCONSCIOUS THEN TOSSING ME OFF THE ASTRONOMY TOWER IS NOT A SMALL THING! I COULD HAVE DIED, YOU MORONS!

But you didn't.

Yeah, Remus. We put a Cushioning Charm at the bottom of the drop to make s—

THAT IS NOT THE POINT! YOU. FORCED. ME. INTO. A DRESS! THIS. MEANS. WAR!

Prongs, my friend.

Yes, Padfoot ol' buddy?

Should we be scared?

Yes. Yes we should.

A/N: Ahem, yes. Well. I know it's short. 8D But bear with me people. 8D I'm new to the whole Marauders-write-Notes plot. 8D

Trust me. It gets better.

NEXT TIME ON TAKING NOTES!

Remus exacts his revenge on our two Animagi. 8D