The Beginning Wasn't Pretty

It was another simple morning at Capsule Corp Vegeta had been her for 3 months now and we still aren't even close to getting use to each other. Living with the Prince of all Asshole isn't easy. That man makes it so hard to be the polite human being that I am. He pushes me so hard I wish I could just give him a nice slap without him trying to break the hand I used. Damn Bulma why do you have to be nice to every hottie guy you see. Speak of the devil here he comes now with some more yelling and demands.

Bulma had though to herself watching a not so happy prince arrive in her place of peace and relaxation formally known as her living room.

"Fix it". Vegeta said looking at her with intensity and disappointment in his coal-colored eyes.

Bulma took a very deep breath and said. "Didn't we have this conversation about how to ask for things Vegeta".

"It wasn't a request women it was a demand that is what a servant gets not the luxury of a request". He said crossing his arms.

"Well when you say it like that the answer is no". She said getting up walking to the kitchen opening the fridge looking in it.

"Women you have one of three ways of doing this get dragged out of here by your arms hitting every obstacle or getting carried out kicking and screaming or walk out with the dignity you still have left". He said slamming the fridge door.

"Hey, you asshole that could have been my head". She said snapping back from the door.

"What's your point" he said getting even more agitated with her lack of taking orders.

"If you ask me then we can really get somewhere with this conversation". She said sitting on the island in the middle of kitchen and picked up a magazine and started acting like she was reading it.

" Fine woman can you fix your blasted machine so I can save your sorry ass from the androids that I should let destroy you and this mud ball of a planet". He said getting upset with her.

"Sorry Vegeta that wasn't nice enough comeback later maybe we can work something out so shoo." She said not looking up from her magazine.

Vegeta let out a growl and picked her up and threw her over his shoulder. "Put me down you barbaric ape". She said hitting him in the back knowing it wasn't going to do any good. "Keep that up women and I'll end up dropping you over a cliff". He said walking out of the door and out to the GR.

"Put me down or I will scream". She said still hitting him when he didn't reply she just took a deep breath and let it all out.

"Ahhhhhh put me down". She said screaming as loud as she could then she hit the ground with a unpleasant landing. "Shut up". He said barking at her making her stop.

"I hate you so much". She said getting up wiping herself off. "Should I care". He said crossing his arms again.

"Fine since I've been literally forced here is the problem your majesty". She said smirking saying it with sarcasm.

"For you to be a genius you're a true idiot do you not see the security panel is broken". He said pointing at it making her look at it.

"I am a genius jerk off and I can't fix that my dad designed it and he has a special code you're going to have to go harass him to fix it until then see you asshole". She said walking back to the house and laid back on the couch.

She walked over to the fridge and pulled out her favorite dessert Boston Crème Pie that she had all to herself. Bulma sat back down with a spoon and started eating. She put on her favorite show Grey's Anatomy on she sat there for a few minutes and started to get a taken over by sleepiness. She put her cake away and put a sticky note on it that said: Don't eat Bulma property do not touch and that means you Vegeta. She gathered herself and went to bed.

2 hours later

"Women we're is my dinner". Vegeta said looking around for her when he sensed she was upstairs. "Humph" he looked in the fridge and seen a very appetizing cake that had a note on it instructed him not to eat or touch. He took it out the fridge and started to eat it.

Bulma felt more energized now and walked down stairs to finish her cake. She walked down the stairs and felt her blood boiling in her veins. She seen the platter her cake had been sitting on devoured completely.

"You self centered asshole can you not read or something" She said stomping over to where he was sitting. "I can read perfectly wench I was hungry and I seen nothing else that would ease my hunger and while you up put this way". He said handing her the dish.

She slapped the dish out of his hand and broke it. She was so mad she ran into his room and looked around then into the bathroom. She took his toothbrush the soap wash clothes and toilet tissue and his shower current and threw them all under her bed and quietly went back to the living room.

"I'm glad you're done with your childish tantrum your quite annoying when you throw them".

"Well you're a prick to look at". She said looking at the TV.

"Your ugly I'm not complaining". He said getting up going up stairs.

"I hope he gets diarrhea from that cake".

I swear I hate that man how can anyone leave with him he such a asshole. Yeah I hope he does get sick because I'm not bringing him any tissue he can sit there all night then I won't have to see his face.

Bulma turned on the TV and watched a couple funny shows and decided that she was in need of a real good shower. She walked to her bathroom undressed and got in. She stood there and closed her eyes and reached for a favorite and expensive shampoo and didn't find it.

"Vegeta". She said getting out the shower wrapping a towel around her.

When she left out the room if she looked at the sink she would have seen it by here mirror

Vegeta had just got out of the shower and had a towel wrapped around him. He looked for his toothbrush and could find it he noticed his current missing but figured someone washed it but his rag and was missing tissue and other things too he could on think of one name that could come to his head.

"Bulma". He threw on some boxers and walked towards her room.

As soon as he turned the corner he was met by a wet vixen in a towel and ran straight into her and she fell on top of him.

It took Bulma a minute to figure out that her towel had come open and she was laying on Vegeta naked.

"Are you crazy women get off of me". He said looking down at her with wide eyes. She stood up and wrapped her towel safely around herself again. Bulma took a deep breath and said.

"Where is my shampoo" She said hoping he didn't when she noticed he was undressed himself.

"What the hell are you talking about" he said getting up off the floor.

"I know you stole my stuff because I took all your bathroom stuff". She said blushing seeing him all ripped in his spandex underwear.

"You repulsive theft I didn't touch any of your silly items".

"That's hard to believe coming from a cake eater". She said turning around hitting him with her wet hair.

"Oh shut and put on some clothes so I don't have to be punished by looking at your disgraceful figure".

"So were playing that game are we you weren't saying that when I was on top of you I would say that you were drooling on yourself". She said smiling because she thought she won this verbal battle.

"Because I was wondering how any creature could be to disgusting to look at".

"How dare you I am the most beautiful women on this planet men fall at my feet as I walk by you should feel honored". She said folding her arms in front of her and putting her nose to the hair.

"I have no time for your delusional lies women make sure my things are returned" he said walking back to his quarters.

"Oh and Vegeta"

'What women" he said continuing to walk.

"Nice butt". She said walking back to her own room.

A sudden redness came to his face. As he walked back into his room for the night.

Damn I knew things would have been different with him around but wow and maybe I should have looked around and noticed that the shampoo was right there I'll be the bigger person and apologize in the morning. He at least deserves that hah but that really was a nice butt.

Bulma thought as she laid down in her bed and fell to sleep.