Ch. 8

The Aftermath

From Naru-Chan: Alright, let's see if I can do this…I've got my Mt. Dew, cookies and rock music…only thing that's different from back then is my writing style…not sure how well the transition will go, but I'm hoping I'm not so different that I disappoint you all, remember it's been 6 years! So HERE WE GO!~~

The aftermath of the Christmas Party….

It was Christmas morning…and rather than a bunch of presents to unwrap…Sasuke had a living room to rediscover, as currently it was buried deep under piles of garbage, the pudding that had been spilt, and…. What was that? Oh yeah, he supposed those weird lumps were the still unconscious Akatsuki…

"I guess I should do something about that…. but if I do, my peace and sanity will both be disturbed…. maybe after coffee…" Sasuke wandered to the kitchen, with slight difficulty as he had to step over a rather disheveled blonde lump and a dismantled red head…" When did that puppet come back?", still clutching a red solo cup to boot. When he finally reached his destination, the Akatsuki received the rudest Christmas awakening of their lives….

"WHY ARE THERE BAC0N BITS IN MY COFFEE FILTER?" this woke Konan with a start, who clutched her head fighting the hangover of last night's festivities.

She then looked at him bleary eyed and muttered "…the fuck? Wasn't me! TOBI! Did you mess with the precious coffee, giver of life?"

The masked lump's response was a yawning "NOoo, Tobi was a good boy, good boys don't touch the coffee pot. Senpai said so!" Sasuke glared out over the now stirring Akatsuki….one of these morons had to have done it…but which moron was the guilty one?

"I want answers! If one of you doesn't fess up right now, I'll have Suigetsu drown you!" it was an empty threat, he didn't really want to call another nuisance to his house, but the plant and the puppet seemed to take his words seriously enough. As the two…" or was it three, did the plant count as one or two?", began shooting glares at the others, the fish laughed whole heartedly.

"You honestly think you scare us? We dealt with so much more spite when your brother was around!" He was confident…until Sasuke hit him in the face with a pudding covered shoe…." whose shoe was that?! Almost all ninja shoes looked alike anyway…"

Deciding it would be better to just clean it up himself, rather than argue a losing battle, Sasuke made his way back into the kitchen. As he moved towards the sink however, he tripped and broke his coffee pot…Throwing the broken shards at whatever caused his misery, he heard a resounding "OWCH!"

Looking downward at the outburst he saw a trail of long orange hair, starting at his garbage disposal, and ending on the base of a bleeding head, adorned in piercings….Didn't that head usually have short spiky hair? And wait a second!? Wasn't that spiky head in his living room? And Why was that head bald and using his microwave to make tea? And suddenly Sasuke found himself hitting the floor and fading from consciousness due to confusion.

From Naru-Chan: I hope this was up to par, sorry it cuts off so short, my laptops dying and I really wanted to get this uploaded tonight before my brothers' birthday. Read and Review, as I said in my update it's what brought me back to this and I'm sure it's what will keep me going….!