I really miss this show... but here's a quick story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Moonlight.

Stupid Beth. Why can't she just admit that she loves him? All of this breaking up and, 'oh, I can't do this anymore' and- you know what… shut up! If I did that every time I got a girlfriend, I would never get anywhere. Why can't she just admit she loves him and then he could turn her and… they could have little vampire spawns! No no, that's out of order. They would need to get married first and THEN have little vampire spawns and then he could turn her since vampires can't have babies. But, vampires technically don't exist, so they would be illegal babies. There would be little illegal vampire spawns running around the place with a dad that doesn't even exist… I can already picture the conversations.

'Daddy! Dillon's drinking my blood again!' 'Dillon, here's ten dollars. Go buy yourself a Freshie and leave your sister alone!'

I remember my first Freshie. I was freshly turned and she was a ripe 20. Even then I had it!

"Josef! What are you doing here?" Mick asked as he came into his own apartment. I put down the glass of blood and looked at him.

"I came here because I was out of blood. Why are you here?" I asked.

"I live here," he said, turning it almost into a question at his friend's confusion.

"No, I mean, why are you here now? I thought you were on a date with Beth," I said, exasperated. Mick collapsed in the chair across from me.

"She broke up with me again," he sighed.

Stupid… stupid, stupid Beth! I know for a fact that half the girls in America are wishing they were in Beth's shoes and she keeps throwing those shoes on the electric line!

I know it's short, don't look at me like that! I thought of this a LOOOOOOONG time ago and I've had it ever since, so I hope you liked it!