June 19, 2009

Dear citizens of the world,

I am writing in regard of many of your reviews of Edward Elric's Write to Edward Elric. A number of you have requested that the author pass along messages to myself, and have been met with a refusal to do so. The numerous reviews that mention my name are enough to convince me –cough-fangirls-cough- to start my own 'story' here on . I look forward to reading all of your letters – concerns and fanmail alike – and will be replying as quickly as my schedule allows. This will be serving as my main form of communication with citizens like you, so feel free to ask questions, pose concerns, or even just speak with me. Please be patient, as I am fairly busy with quelling border skirmishes and climbing the ranks to Fuhrer.

Sincerely Yours,

Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist

A.K.A. Colonel Roy Mustang

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~~~ Done simply in friendly retaliation to Eat My Metal Fist's "Write to Edward Elric". No flaming or claiming to own Roy. Enjoy writing to him!

Yours Truly,

Anonymous