Guys, I am soooo sorry I haven't updated. But this is a very long chapter. I wrote Seddie too. I don't own anything!

"So you ready?" I asked Shane who was still looking for his wallet.

"I can't find it, you should help me." He said giving me a dirty look. "Are you sure you didn't see it anywhere?"

"Super." I said not really bothering to help him.

"Really?" He said giving me another dirty look.

"What did I ever do to you?"

"Well, it's always you."

"Psh." I told him and stood up.

"See!" Shane shouted while I jumped startled.

"What?" I said startled, my hand over my chest.

"It's been hiding under your butt the whole time."

"You got nothin' on me." I said gangsta like "C'mon they're probably waiting for us."

So we walked towards the groovy smoothie as Shane's house is very near it. Like, just a couple of minutes walk.

When we got over there Sam and Freddie were ordering smoothies and Carly was waiting in a table.

"Hey Carly." I said taking a seat which startled Carly.

"Oh, it's just you, Wendy." Carly said laughing. "God, I've been watching too many Scary Movies."

"Never watch it alone." I said shaking my head. I then turned to Shane. "Shane, order for me." I said smiling.

"Sure, your Highness, the usual?" He said in a sarcastic tone.

"Yeah." I said.

"Why do you treat the poor guy like that?"

"He looks cute being sarcastic like that."

"So you do like him?" Sam said, who was smirking while holding a smoothie.

"I dunno." I just shrugged. `Cause that really was my answer, I don't know.

"So, Carly, any new news about your love life?" Sam said bumping shoulders with Carly.

"Yeah, Carly, have you gotten back with that bad boy you were dating?"

"Griffin?" Carly said with an eerie look. "I still haven't gotten over his obsession of peewee babies."

"Haven't seen him since the break-up?" Sam said.

"Nope."

Suddenly, a smoothie was in front of my face.

"Thanks."

"See, why can't you be nice and say Thank you, like Wendy does." Freddie said glaring at Sam.

"Because, it's you, I'm talking to you."

"That doesn't make any sense."

"You don't make any sense."

"Guys, don't make me bring out the spray bottle." Carly said threateningly.

"Spray bottle." Me and Shane questioned in unison.

"Ughh, the spray bottle." Sam said.

"What's the problem, again?" Carly asked.

"Sam owes me 10 dollars." Freddie said rolling his eyes.

"What he told me, he'd pay."

"For myself."

"So you guys went on a date?" Shane said smirking.

"Technically." I said eying Shane.

"You were already dating and you didn't tell me." Carly said trying to stop from burst out form laughing.

"Never in this lifetime, would I date Fredwardo here."

"So you can be friends, then get married. You never said you'd never marry him." Carly said smirking.

"Even if she was the last person on earth." Freddie said.

"What if you guys were drunk?" Shane said.

"Never." Freddie and Sam said in unison.

"Cute." I said laughing.

"I still think you guys are dating." Carly said.

"We're not." Sam said frustratingly.

"Awkward." and during that moment, we all just sipped our smoothies.

So, I was humming the Lollipop, Lollipop song. You know that commercial in Dell? Yeah those guys were singing Lollipop, Lollipop.

And look what I got a bunch of stares.

"What? I watch too much t.v."

"No wonder, you keep bumping on walls." Shane said gave me a mocking look. "Tsk. Tsk."

"That was when I was sick."

"Honey, that was yesterday." Shane said shaking his head.

"See, why can't you act sweet like that?" Carly said to Sam and Freddie.

"What?" Everyone but Carly look towards her and gave her a questioning glare,

"We're not acting sweet." I said.

"And why should we act like that, Carls, we're not a couple." Sam said smirking towards me. She's getting back at me.

"We're not a couple." Shane said in defense, Heck, he's not letting us get teased, it should be the other way around.

"Yet." Freddie said, evilly, giving Sam a high five, sharing a smile.

I just stood there smirking at them. I think Shane knows what's going on in my mind right now.

Carly does too.

"Why are you smirking?" Freddie said, confused.

"You're not suppose to be smirking." Sam said, scrunching up her face.

"Well, Carly, I still, think, they've got 200% chance of getting together." I said. Carly just nodded smiling.

"Where are you getting those things?" Sam said confused.

"You don't notice it?" Shane said.

"Notice what?"

"The smile thing you just did."

"See, doing stuff together makes you happy."

"Eh. Can we please change topic?" Sam said.

"Second the motion." Freddie said.

"Awkward moment." I said sheepishly.

Suddenly my phone just rang.

I got a text. From a random number.

From: XXXXXXXXXX 4:30 pm

I love you

"Who's it from?" Shane asked.

"I don't know." I said.

"What does it say?"

"I love you."

"I received a text like that too." Carly said.

"I've been waiting for a text like this since last week." I smiled.

"Why?" Sam looked at me weird.

"Nothing." I said texting this number back.

Sent Items: 4:33 pm

Your life is average?

From: XXXXXXXXXX 4:33 pm

Amen!

"Weird." Shane said.

"Just go to ." Carly said.

"Amen!" I said.

After that we talked a bit but since, I forgot to tell my Mom that I was going home late. I just said I was going to go somewhere for a minute, Eh, It's already late.

"Guys, I need to go, I forgot to tell my mom that I'm going home late-r." I told them standing up.

"S'okay, We were going to watch something today." Sam said, smiling and skipping slowly.

"We are?" Carly asked.

"Yeah." Sam said looking towards Freddie, mouthing "MMA"

"Okay, Bye." I said and waved. Carly doesn't like MMA fights, figures?

"You know sometimes, I feel like you're bodyguard." Shane said trailing behind me.

"You do?" I said slowing for him to catch up with me, and locked elbows with me.

"Nah, not really, wanna watch Shelby Marx?" He said.

"Yeah, sure, your house, my house?" I told him.

"Eh, you choose." He said, nonchalantly.

"My brother's probably gonna bother us so, your house."

"Okay, can you check what time is it, I'm too lazy."

"Uhm, it's 5 something."

"Don't they have iCarly today?"

"I think."

"They're probably feature the MMA fight."

"C'mon, we're gonna be late for the fight."

"Okay, Okay."

"Buy it on Pay-Per-View!" Shane said excited, flopping on the couch.

"You didn't change your password did you?" I told him.

"Nope, it's still 0911." He said.

So I bought it, in HD.

"There."

So, We watched it, it was fun, this chic is good.

"Oh god, the Russian girl lost a tooth."

"Yeah, go Shelby!"

"The fight is over!" The T.V. announced.

"She won, and it's only round one." I said giving Shane a high-five.

"Are you hungry?"

"Not really. Why?"

"I'm hungry, and your Mom invited my Mom and Dad, so while we were watching this, they're all eating steaks at your house." Shane said, grumpily, while my jaw dropped at the mention of steaks.

"Then what are we waiting for, the steaks might be gone when we get there, c'mon."

So when we arrived at my house, Thank God, the steak were still there.

Me and Shane took a piece and went to my room, and watched iCarly.

"Hey, look, Carly's challenging Shelby." Shane said.

"She's just joking, but looks like they watched it too."

"Poor Russian girl. Tsk, tsk."

"Hmm, cute skirt."

"As if you'd ever wear that."

"Hey!" I said in defense but realized I really wouldn't wear anything like that. "Oh yeah, hm, I'd only wear a skirt it it's needed, which will never happen."

"Sam said the same thing too, but she wore a skirt for a guy."

"So?"

"It'll probably be the same reason why you'll be wearing a skirt."

"As if."

"Hey, have you seen this poster?" I told Shane, Sam and Freddie.

"Yeah, We posted it." Freddie said.

"Carly's fighting Shelby?" Shane asked.

"Didn't you see how she fought that poor Russian girl?"

"You watched last night?"

"Of course."

"You guys, looks like you guys, are the parents of Carly" I said laughing.

"Well, we are Carly's trusty sidekicks." Sam jokingly said.

"Wow, who put that poster up?" I heard Carly asked.

"Me and Freddie did."

"Carly, are you seriously going to fight Shelby Marx?"

"It's not a fight fight, just like a fun fight." Carly explained.

"Haven't you seen her kick and punch?"

"I know, that russian girl, ughm." Sam said, making a face.

"She lost her tooth." I said, then Sam joined me and said "Now, she talks like this." We made a sound made by a person having an epilepsy.

"Oh." Carly said, making a face that looks, half-disgusted and half-scared.

She went to her locker and a teacher gave her this card, for Plastic Surgery.

"Why?" Carly asked.

"Have you seen that Russian girl?" Mr. Connick asked

"We were talking about the same thing, now she talks like this Oeblehehl." I said something like that.

Carly looked terrified, so I left `cause the bell already rang, I needed to get to classes.

Wonder who'll win?

The night of the fight.

"Gee, they're like a married couple, on-and-off relationship." I told Shane. Yes, we're watching together again. I wonder what his Mom said about the bill of their cable. "They're friends, they're not, then they're friends again."

"I wonder how long the match will run." Shane said.

"Well, Carly said Shelby will go easy on her."

"It doesn't look like Shelby's going easy on her." Shane said as Shelby punched Carly on the jaw.

"Is that even allowed?" I said as Carly held on to Shelby's leg. "Sam and Freddie totally looks like the parents of Carly." I said as I saw Sam encouraging Carly.

"She just might be the first person to survive round one." Shane said laughing.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ohh!" She survived it. "Why is she running away?"

"I dunno." Shane said. "Poor Shelby's Confused."

Today I'm watching iCarly.

Guess who's guest starring?

Shelby Marx!

Freddie's smelling Shelby's hair like that, I have no comment.

Oh well, it seems like Freddie's almost over Carly.

That's good news for Seddie.

And they're always together, no?

Well, that has been an interesting week.

I just hope they get together soon.

Did you like iFight Shelby Marx? Not much Seddie, but somebody's almost getting over someone:) Don't you love the ending? Sam, Carl and Shelby beating up Nevel is awesome:D Oh yeah, Did you see them Sharing a smile while Carly was saying "Why do you wanna fight me?" Just before she says it, Seddie shares a smile:D Sam elbowing freddie for asking Shelby is she has a boyfriend. Sam thinking Freddie is pathetic. Not much fighting, just teasing, it was a nice episode don't you think?

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