Title: Rhyw?

Pairings/Characters: Jack/Ianto, Captain Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones

Warnings: I'm hoping for lots of fluff, maybe slight smut, nothing major

Summary: Jack has a fifty fifty shot at the right answer...how will he go?

Author Notes: I don't know where these came from. I just enjoy the Welsh Language. Let me apologise in advance if I make any mistakes. I am REALLY trying to get the words right but I can't be 100% sure

Disclaimer: If I owned Torchwood, I'd own Ianto, so why would I be wasting my time writing these things!? In other words…sorry guys, I claim no ownage over them.

Welsh:

Rhyw: Sex

Jack had noticed that Ianto never spoke much Welsh. There was always the odd word slipped into conversation but nothing really. It was times like these when he decided he'd never complain about that fact. Ianto stood in front of the older man, eyebrow raised and waiting for an answer.

"Well? Rhyw?" Ianto repeated.

Jack glared at him. He knew he had a fifty fifty chance at the right answer and it was only a matter of time before he had to do just that. He looked deeply into Ianto's eyes, trying to read him. He knew straight away that it was pointless really. Ianto was the king of poker faces. Jack thought maybe he could wait it out, and the eventually Ianto would give in and let him have the right answer. Of course, again he knew that Ianto would beat him at that too.

"Uh, I mean...no?" Jack's voice was filled with uncertainty.

"Hmm, shame." Ianto sighed, walking away.

Jack's eyes widened as he knew straight away that he'd gotten it wrong. He rushed after Ianto and grabbed his arm, "No wait, Ianto. I meant yes!"

"Too late Jack." Ianto grinned.

"What did I say no to? Please, please tell me what I said no to."

"How shall I put it?" Ianto mused, straightening Jack's collar, "Let's just say it's something you're always asking for."

Jack's eyes widened again. Ianto would do that to him would he? To actually offer it like that, that's just cruel.

"Ianto, please reconsider." He begged, tightening his hold on the Welshman for a moment.

"No."

"You can't offer like that and then say no!"

"You were the one who said no." Ianto pointed out.

"You cheated."

"You always cheat." Ianto smirked and walked away.

Enjoy! Please let me know with ALL of these, if I've made any mistakes on the Welsh.

Cheers,
Gabz
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