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Eau De Damon

"Mmm, you smell like mint and sandalwood. "What cologne are you wearing?" Bonnie asked, running her nose along the inside of Damon's wrist.

"I call Eternally Royal… but sandalwood and mint, did you say?" He asked, pulling his wrist away to sniff it himself.

"Yep." Bonnie nodded.

"Not leather?"

"No."

"Not rubber?"

"Nuh-uh."

"Fresh paint?"

"Um… nope."

"How about gear shift?"

"Gearshift? What do you mean, do you smell like gearshift?" Bonnie asked, crinkling her nose.

"I tried to bottle 'new car smell', god damn it!" Damon exclaimed.

"What do you mean you tried to bottle it? Whose work are you taking credit for? Calvin Klein?" Bonnie snorted.

"No one's. I made the cologne!" Damon snapped.

"Yeah, right."

"What do you think I do in my free time? Drive around in my Ferrari or lounge in trees all day? I don't think so." Damon said, digging a tiny bottle out of his jacket pockets, sniffing it shortly before tossing it over his shoulder. "Back to the drawing board."