Author's Note:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes, I did. And it's a crossover too.

I'm NOT insane. I SWEAR. They did it. Not me. The fact that I did it first has NOTHING to do with anything. You will see. You will ALL see.

Cole flew out of the alleyway, knocking down anyone in his way. He dove at a trash can, flinging the contents of his stomach at it violently. Weakly, he pushed himself up, holding on to the garbage receptacle for dear life. His eyes locked onto the little girl staring at him, her hand clinging to her mother's skirt. Slowly, he looked up to the mother, complete disgust etched in to her face as she turned away in a huff, tugging her daughter along. Fuck.

He stumbled, hitting the side of a car, catching his reflection in the side mirror. With a grimace, he yanked the gaudy clip-ons off his ears, throwing them on the ground. Fucking hell. Taking a deep breath, Cole sighed, trying to calm himself. Don't think about it, it didn't happen. With another sigh, he turned down an alley, sparks lighting the ground as he stepped through water leaking from a drain pipe.

"Holy hell," he winced at the pain in his backside. Clutching his rear, Cole hobbled down the alley. The sound of shoes clicking on the wet pavement drew his attention up. From the shadows approached pink feathered heels, black garters barely covering smoothly shaven thighs, the ruffle hem of a purple teddy flowing delicately over a rather large baby bump. A light breeze lifted the teddy just enough to reveal a matching lacey thong and mussing the man's white hair, blowing it across his face, glowing with the pride of an expectant mother.

"Alex?" Cole backed away instinctively, fear welling in the pit of his stomach. Alex brought his hands up to cradle Cole's face.

"Cole," Oh God, "We're pregnant," Fuck.

Author's Note: The only thing I can say in explanation is Jet Fuel fumes and not the kind you put in jets. Oh Gawd. I can't stop giggling insanely. I have to get up at 6 in the morning.

P.S. The title is from what I was originally writing about, but that went to hell.