This set of drabbles is dedicated to one of my dearest friends, TheLaughingstockOfPasserby, who pretty much lives for NaruSasu (srsly, she's awesome, yo).
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Naruto related. Period.
Enjoy!
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"You know Sasuke, I never thought you could look so... feminine."

Truly, the said raven haired teenager didn't know how he got into this situation. Hell, he doesn't know why he even came back to Konoha.

What he did know was that he was about to give the grinning Uzumaki the ass kicking of his life. In a dress.

Yes, he said it. The proud Sasuke Uchiha was currently glowering at his teammate under heavily painted eyelids, glossed lips formed in a scowl. He was clothed in a heavy blue kimono, swirling with patterns of sakura blossoms and silver clouds. His hair, hidden by a wig (roughly the same color as his own) was put up in an elegant style and adorned with dainty, jeweled ornaments.

Since it is necessary for one to know that he was not doing this for fun, it is expected that they know that it was simply for a mission. Supposedly, all the female ninja in the village were "currently busy with their own duties", as Tsunade put it. Sasuke highly doubted this, but as a person who was already mistrusted by his own country... he didn't decline.

"So, since you're going to have to flirt with some of the leaders in the room, you're going to have to soften your voice and make it all high-pitched. In fact," Naruto brought his fist under his chin in a thinking gesture "You'll probably have to practice on me." The blonde glanced at his friend, curling his lips in a mocking smile.

That's it. He was going to kill him, punishments-to-come be damned.

"But you know," Naruto considered slowly, not noticing the started lightning pulsing around Sasuke's hand, "You do look really pretty. If you were a girl, I'd maybe ask you out."

The boy-turned-woman' s eye twitched, but the Chidori was gone. "Don't even go there."

"Just sayin'."

"... Shut up, dobe."

"What?! You're the dobe!"

Somewhere far off, Tsunade was laughing her ass off.

.(E).
So... yeah. Cuz you know you want to see Sasuke in drag :P. Reviews are much appreciated!