INVADER HARUHI

Search for the Holy Grail

In the mysterious land of Arma...

It is in the early morning, and the fog has not yet risen from the ground. A trotting sound is heard. Coming up the dirt road, was the young princess, Haruhi Suzumiya. Behind her was the second most beautiful girl in all the land, Mikuru Asahina. After her was the silent protector, Yuki Nagato. and behind HER was the lowly guy without a name... although Haruhi simply addresses him as "Kyon".

They noticed a castle, and headed for it. after they reached its moat, they stop.

"Hello?!" Haruhi yelled. "Is anybody there?!"

and to their surprise, there was. Red, the knight there, appeared.

"Yes, who goes there?!" he yelled back down.

"It is I, Haruhi Suzumiya, Future Queen of Arma," she declared. "And this is my loyal servants, Mikuru, Yuki, and Kyon! We have traveled over many distances to come to this castle, and speak with your lord about joining my knights of the spiral table."

"A spiral table?"

"My dad's idea. He was the one to send us here, and our horses are tired and hungry."

"... Horses?"

"Yep." She replied, then shot a look at Kyon, who shifted his hands.

Red was smart enough to realize the truth: "You're using two coconut halves!"

Haruhi then said, "Does it matter? We have traveled far and wide, and-"

But Red interrupted, asking, "Where'd you get those coconuts?"

"... we found them."

"Coconuts aren't native to Arma!"

"How do you know?! Swallows aren't from Arma, yet you see them!" Haruhi said in defense.

Red scratched his head. "So, you're saying...coconuts migrate?"

"NO!"

Then Mikuru chimed in. "A swallow could carry them."

Yuki then said, "I doubt it."

Mikuru then turned to her and said, "You doubt a swallow's burning spirt?!"

Red then chimed in by saying, "It's not a question of a swallow's burning spirit. It's a question of weight ratio. A five-ounce bird cannot carry a 1-pound coconut."

"Oh. well..."

Then, another knight, Blue, appeared, and said, "It could be carried by an African Swallow!"

Red then countered with, "Well, they're non-migratory."

Then the two got into an argument. Mikuru looked at Kyon. Kyon looked at Haruhi. Haruhi looked at Yuki. They all shrugged, and galloped off into the distance...

... meanwhile, the evil wizard, Zim, was up to his latest plan: gathering up corpses. but since he could only find one coffin in the entire graveyard, and it was containing a vampire, he decided to gather up the corpses directly.

"Bring out your dead!!! Bring out your dead!!!" Zim called as he rang a bell while some SIR units pulled a wagon full of dead and rotting corpses.

"Where's your dead? Bring out the dead!!"

Suddenly, a large robot came down his stairs, trying his best to carry a bigger robot on his back.

"Wait, wait!!" he called. "I've got a dead one!!!"

Starscream stumbled down the stairs and fell, the dead Megatron smushing him. Starscream struggled to his feet and dragged Megatron to the cart.

"I've got one." Starscream said again.

"Ok, hoist him up." Zim said.

"WAIT!" Megatron suddenly yelled. "I still function!!!"

"Well, he's not dead." Zim said.

"He's dying from... er... Cosmic Rust!!!" Starscream said.

"No, actually I think I'm getting better!" said Megatron.

"If he says he's not dead, then I guess he's not." Zim said.

"Your very old and sick, Megs!!!! You will be dead soon!! Can't you please just take him??" Starscream pleaded.

"As much as I want to, I can't."

"He'll just be a couple minutes"

"LALALALALA!! I'm better!!! I could run 1000 lightyears!! Lets go to the park!! Lalalala!! I feel WONDERFUL!!" Megatron said, but Starscream paid no attention.

Just then... WHACK! ZAP! and Megatron was finally dead.

Then Haruhi walked by. and Zim... was amazed.

Zim then asked, "Who is that amazing girl?"

Starscream took a moment of observation before saying, "The Princess herself!"

"How can you tell?"

"She hasn't got slime all over her."

Little did the two know... that fate will intertwine them.

Please R&R! Oh, and Starscream and Megatron are the size of basic humans.