Chapter 1:Naruto Cosplayers?!
Disclaimer: -The Characters in this story does not belong to me, only Del belongs to me and Cas belongs to my dear friend, Cassie Chann :D
A/N: This is my very first fanfic. Please go easy on me D: Reviews & criticisms would be loved. (:
Warning: Attempted humor, but obviously failed.
Authoress note: If anything in this fic's offensive to you, please forgive me cause I'm still young and immature… As shown in this story. D:
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"Come with us." one of them said monotonously.
"Huh?! No way i'm gonna follow some dude who comes outta nowhere and demands that we follow them!" I shouted.
"Well, yeah! God knows u all will do with us... -GASP- Your not planning to...to us, right?!" Cas yelled.... Guys out there, u all are fortunate alright. She's still young, *cough*beautiful*cough* and single. But trust me, anyone who lays a finger on her will be dead meat cause she's mine! -deadly smile-
Oh sorry I forgot to introduce myself. You can call me Del, and here's my awesomeness overly retarded best friend, Cas.
"-PIAK!-* HEY! You didn't have to add the word retarded inside... Meanass" D:
Hnn, carrying on,-rubs bruised cheek- we both were just... normal human beings. Yeah, you could say normal... Cept for how amazing our overly highly "intelligent" minds work. Okay soooo it was just another boring day and these guys, the ones in black cloak with red clouds on it, just "BOOM" & appeared, & we both were like "WOAH!" and they demanded that we follow them. Well of course, no way we would follow some strangers right? Although they looked awfully familiar... Like those MIB and well, anyone would stare at them silly since they were wearing some... I wouldn't call it old-fashioned though, gotta admit, their clothes looked cool! Like those from Akatsuki... Wait, are they Naruto cosplayers?!
"Woah, u guys are friggin' cool! Where did u get those costumes? From Haru?" I said. Man, they really rock!
"Huh? You know these guys Del? Gosh, you do really know weird people." Cas said.
"Oi oi, you know them too!!" I yelled in her ears, which resulted in a bump in my head. Ouchies.
"I do? I don't remember knowing weird people like you do."
"Uhm…" I said, turning my attention to them and giving Cas silent treatment. (What? It's her fault! -points to her-) "So, what's your cosplay group name?"
"Huh?" They just stared at me, probably thinking "Don't she know her situation she's in?"
"Ah well, every group has one right? What did u name yourselves? MIB?"
"HAHAHAH nice one Del. Oh and for your info, in case you all don't know, FBI (Literally meaning us -_-) Owns MIB":D
"Lame! And you know, I ha- WOAH!" I screamed. I was lifted into the air and then- "Oof!" I was being put over someone's shoulders and trust me, I AM SCARED OF HEIGHTS. Gah! And this guy was like TWICE my height. . Nope, definitely NOT helping.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!" I screamed into his ears. Tee hee~ Payback for lifting me up so violently.
"Just shut up already" The guy growled, enough to shut me up, but not for long. He then took off his kasa. (those hat they wear.)
"HEY CAS!" I yelled over my shoulders "IT'S UR LIL SHARKIE!"
"Who are you calling my lil sharkie for goodness sake?! And wow, you really look like Kisame." o.0 Cas stared at him wide-eyed.
Kisame AKA Lil sharkie raised an eyebrow. Hehe now the almighty ME shall show u why revenge is sweet.
"Hey Kisame! You better put me down or else someone will get jealous ya know... And of course, I wouldn't mind if u don't wanna put me down cause no one can resist the droolworthy sexy body of mine but trust me, you wouldn't want to make that someone jealous cause she'd sooo gonna buttkick me all the way to oblivion and you wouldn't want that and why if you ask? Cause if I'm gone, no one's gonna keep her away from you and she'd probably drool all over u and stalk u and try to get your blood like Hidan do and will put a voodoo curse on u and will probably be your danger that lurks in your bathtub and would do thousand other things to u that I wouldn't dare to think about. -takes a deep breathe- Sooo yeah. :D"
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"OI! Don't make me sound like some sort of crazy fangirl! And why do you always pair me up with him?!" Cas blushed, either out of anger or... the other.
"Simple. Six words. To prove that u like him! Awww someone's blushing~ Be careful that u don't swoon over him!" I taunted. Kisame put me down immediately.
"ARGH! I'm so gonna kill u! Mark my words!"
"Hehe! Come on then! Your reaction only confirm your jealousy -victory sign-" Hmm, and we were fighting now... with her pouncing on top of me, resulting in both of us falling to the ground, and me being squashed like pancake... And no, I do NOT wanna be a human pancake. Man, I feel as if an elephant was sitting on me... No offence to the elephant but... It ate my peanuts! D: FINALLY, like after the 1234346789546872th minute, someone was actually "kind" enough to pry her off me.
I looked at Cas. She was being restrained by almost THREE guys. . I'm telling ya now; she can be as strong as a dinosaur going on rampage!
"Zzz! Lemme at her!" She roared. Wow, I didn't know dinosaurs could roar. o.0 That, is truly an amazing discovery.
"Good. Just hold her there & you'd be doing Kisame a favour."
"WHY YO- "
"Shut...Up." A truly low menacing voice said. Even though it was kinda soft but still! This kind marks the dangerous types of people D: That immediately shut us up. I looked up at the person, and saw this rweally scary red eyes staring down at me. -Gulps- I totally recognise it. The Sharingan.
"Uchiha... Itachi?" I whimpered. I've never felt this powerless in my life. D: He took off his kasa and I could see his face more clearly. Now, I weren't sure about the cosplaying part after I saw the Sharingan. o.0" But, being the "slow" person I am, I still didn't get it. Woah. Thanks to my highly "intelligent" brain.
"Woah, Itachi! Where did u get those contact lens?! That's so cool! You guys rock!"
"Contact? Really...?" His soft yet scary voice whispered.
His eyes immediately changed... It was like kaleidoscope.
"Ma-Mangekyo Sh-Sharingan?!" I gasped. Sorry for how my brain works but- Man! How advanced could high-tech be to be able to make these kind of contact lens?!
"WOAH! Now this is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G! Hnn, I bet you guys are rwealli rich huh? You can even get those kind of contact lens!"
"Uh... Del? I don't think those are contact lens..." Cas mumbled.
"Huhh? ..." Suddenly it was hard to keep my eyes open... -yawn- I looked on sleepily at the Sharingan, and fall to the ground... Well, not really fall to the ground. Instead, someone caught me. Tee hee! Whoever caught me has nice muscles… And all I could see was Cas being knocked out by Kisame before drifting off into the ink-like darkness.
Note: First chapter finally over :D *wipes sweat*
*The word "Piak" is used for "Hand sounds" like the slapping sound :D Yep, I phailed!*
Sorry but, I'm used to putting facial expressions. :X