The Cybernetic Blue Blur rewrite

A/N: Hey. I made rewrite of 'The Cybernetic Blue Blur.' It just came into my head during a time of writer's block. I don't own anyone but Skye Sakurai, Genie the Hedgehog, Caliwave, and White/Crimson Rose.

Sonic and Megaman: Why are we the same person again?

Me: …I just think you two are the same.

Roll: (reads the idea) I like this.

Megaman: May I? (Reads after Roll hands it to him) I second.

Sonic: Why? (swipes it and reads) (whistles) Me likey.

Shadow: Idiot.

Metal: Uh…

Me: Don't worry about it, Metal-san.

Metal: And…

Me: Neither should you worry about you little brother. He's at DAN88's home, along with (whispers the rest)

Sonic, Megaman, and Roll: With who?

Me: You two should really fuse first. (turns to Roll and whispers into her ear)

Roll: Oh, those three? The ones that came out of that incident Shadow and Silver had?

Me: Yep. And I'm refusing to tell you who they are and what time they're from. Shadow and Silver made the mess, so they have to clean it up. Also, I'll wipe my memory of them if they dare try to force info out of me.

Shadow and Silver: Damn…

Caliburn: May we move along with this and begin the tale?

Megaman/Sonic: Fine, you rusty butter knife.

Caliburn: Knave.

My name is Megaman. I am the NetNavi of the NetOp Lan Hikari, the grandson of the creator of the NetNavi. Hm? You don't know what a NetOp or a NetNavi is? Well, a NetOp is short for 'Network Navigator Operator' and NetNavi is short for 'Network Navigator.' I've only been online for a few weeks now, but I've been having strange dreams. What? A NetNavi can't have dreams? Lan's father, Yuchiro Hikari, made the NetNavis more human-like with the new Life Programs he made, which involve eating, sleeping, feeling pain, and even going to the bathroom. But, I'm getting off topic. Lately, these dreams have been about me as a blue hedgehog. If you try and say I've been dreaming that I've been a blue rat, I'll shoot you. I'm serious. Just ask Gutsman. I'll tell you more about him later. But… well, I'm just not sure. When I fought at the aquarium's computer, I… froze when a tiny drop of water touched me. I don't know why I did that, but it nearly caused me to be deleted by a giant jellyfish virus. Thank goodness for that ElecSword BattleChip Lan got. But still… even more recently, I hear a voice in the wind, telling me that I am her son and her proud Knight of the Wind. Who's son? The wind's son? I guess. And I'm not sure about that whole Knight of the Wind thing. Creepy if you ask me. And when Lan placed my PET, or PErsonal Terminal AKA my portable home, on the ground to watch the clouds with him, Maylu, and Roll-chan. Hm? More questions? Maylu is Lan's best friend while Roll-chan is my best friend. Now let's get on with it and no more questions or I'll shoot you. I'm not kidding. Ask Gutsman. I'm getting off track. Anyway, when Lan put my PET on the ground, I felt this urge to just run and not stop running. It kinda scared me when I heard 'I'll be with you. Always. A part of the Earth you tread.' The voice sounded familiar if you ask me. Like a friend I haven't seen in ages. Which is weird since I was created only a few weeks ago. Roll-chan was made a few months ago for Maylu's twelfth birthday. Maylu's brother and guardian, Skye Sakurai, and Lan's dad made both her and me. They managed to make Roll first before I was completed. Dr. Hikari said that I had more data than her so it took longer for me to be completed. I'm just guessing that Roll-chan was done first because Skye wanted her done for Maylu's birthday. Don't Dr. Hikari, Skye, or Roll-chan what I said. Especially Roll-chan. Or I'll kick you into the air, sock you in the gut, and chop you into the floor. Just ask… no, not Gutsman! Just ask Wakkoman. It felt right doing that, for some reason. Almost I had been doing it ever since I was created. In a few of my dreams as that hedgehog… well… I'll tell you later. Hm? WHAT?! No I don't! …Fine… I love Roll-chan, okay? That's why she's the only girl I ever address with the suffix '-chan.' Right now, I'm trying to fight not just Torchman and Wakkoman, but also Roll-chan. Why? I'm in the N1-Grand Prix and it was suppose to be a tag-team match between Roll-chan and I and Torchman and Wakkoman. Just when we got the advantage, Maylu inserted this new chip she got from Higsby, this guy who's addicted to BattleChips. Same with his NetNavi, Numberman. I'm getting off track. What we didn't know was that the BattleChip not only gave Roll-chan a big power boost, but it let a member of the terrorist group, World Three, which Torchman and Wakkoman's NetOps, Mr. Match and Maddy, cut off the link between Roll and her PET and connected it with a World Three PET. She now calls herself Empress and wants to delete me. I… I can't fight her. I know she's trying to delete me, but I can't fight her. I love her, even though she's like this.

Me: Good news! An artist on Deviant Art is now making a comic of the first version!

Tails: You sounded like Prof. Farnsworth from Futurama.

Me: I thought I told you not to watch that show anymore.

Tails: But that's where I get my best ideas.

Me: That robot you designed like Bender put me in an 'L' and I had to go to Nerima to go see Dr. Tofu. I had to go see this girl who changed into a cat when cold water hit her to get my head back on straight! NO MORE FUTURAMA FOR YOU! Unless you vow never to make another robot.

Tails: I promise.

Me: Your namesakes are crossed.

Tails: Darn it. (Turns to the readers) Tell us what you think. And tell others about this story and the other one. Also, tell them about the comic that will be up on Deviant Art soon.