LH: DON'T OWN SONNY WITH A CHANCE (But, I wish I owned Chad Dylan Cooper…just joking…I'm not Sonny Munroe)

HE is the MOST infuriatingly annoying and egotistic person to have EVER LIVED!

I glare at Chad Dylan Cooper from across the cafeteria. He returns the look with a smirk and goes on to talk to his cast members from his 'never-ending' drama, Mackenzie Falls.

I CAN'T STAND HIM!

Tawni Hart, my cast mate from So Random!, cocked her perfectly plucked and arched eyebrows at me. "Are you two flirting again?"

"No WAY!" I get up and realize that my voice just rose an octave higher. I cough and then sit down, "I mean, no way. He's the most infuriating…self-centered…conceited…"

"So you won't mind if I went out with him?" she asks.

"What?"

"Um…Sonny…you're my friend and everything…but I love Chad Dylan Cooper," Tawni gives me one of her "Please-don't-be-mad-at-me-because-I'm-prettier-than-you" look.

"Oh…" I say, "You can have him, no worries." YES! DOWN WITH THE BEAST! Actually, now that I think about it, he and Tawni are a pretty good match. They both have their blonde moments…they both like themselves…both have an obsession with their hair…

"So, will you do me a favor?" Tawni looks at me with her puppy dog eyes, "Can you help us get together?"

"Why me? You know he hates me," I wrinkle my nose at the last time we had our daily debates. Ugh, it was over something really…

"Well, you're the only one he really talks to… and you two are sort of friends…"

"Hah! More like frenemies…"

"Well, can you?"

"I'll try, Tawni," I sigh and then look over at Chad, who gives me his 'I'm-so-hot-that-even-you-Ms.-Sunshine-can't resist-me'. "I'll try."

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