A/N: I got a little tired of my current story. I hate to follow ~trends like this but I had an idea. Start them while they're young I say...

"Aww, man!" Greg House stared out the window in his class. "Why does it have to have to rain today?! What can I do now?"

"Read a book." Lisa Cuddy looked up from her book briefly to see little Greg laugh at her.

"Read? Who reads?!" He looked around his classroom.

"I do." Little Robbie Chase shyly looked up at Greg.

"Yeah, well, you talk funny anyway." Lisa hit Greg.

"Don't be mean to him." She scolded.

"I'm older than all of you! I can say whatever I want." He folded his arms and stuck his tongue out at Lisa. It was true; Greg was 6, Lisa was 6 (but a month younger than Greg as he always pointed out), Greg's only friend Jimmy Wilson was 6 but the youngest out of them, Robbie was 5, and Allie Cameron, the baby of the group, was 2 1/2. Little Allie was crying, which irritated Greg.

"Why are you crying? You are such a baby."

"Shoes!" She pointed down to her shoes. They were untied.

"Tie them." Greg shrugged.

"Shoes!" She cried out again.

"I'll do it." Jimmy came from his spot to tie her shoes. She watched him with fascination and wiped her nose.

"There. All tied."

"Fank you!" She grabbed his face and gave it a kiss. While this was all happening, Greg watched in amusement.

"Why did you help her?" he asked when Allie trotted away.

"Because she's little and you're mean."

"I am not mean!" Greg wanted to kick Jimmy but their teacher, Miss Maybeth, came over.

"Gregory, it's time for your medication." He smiled and held out his hands for his pills. A few months ago, Greg got into a bike accident that left his leg damaged. He was about the only kid in the world that liked taking medicine. After a while, while Greg was building with Legos and Jimmy was busy with a puzzle, Greg causally asked "Jimmy, can I ask a favor?"

"Depends." Jimmy didn't look up.

"Can I kiss you?" Jimmy finally looked up at Greg, who appeared to not be kidding.

"What? But, you can't! Boys don't kiss boys!"

"Yes they can. My mommy was watching this movie at night once where these two boys were all over each other. Course, she saw me and got all mad and pushed me out her room."

"Well, I guess since it was in a movie, it must be ok." Jimmy conceded. "But, what do we do?"

"Here, stand up." They stood face to face, looking at each other.

"Wait!" Jimmy looked nervously around. Robbie was face down in a crossword, Lisa was playing dress up with Allie, the other kids were also busy and Miss Maybeth was writing on the board.

"Ok, ok." he stood up straight again and smiled.

"You just....lean in with you mouth looking like this-" Greg puckered his lips like a fish, "and close your eyes and your lips should meet." Both inhaled deeply, shuffled closer in together, and met lips. It was interrupted when they both heard a gasp. Robbie stood, clutching his crossword puzzle book close to his chest, bewildered.

"What do you want?" Greg asked impatiently.

"I...uh...thought maybe one of you could help me with this?"

"No! We're busy!"

"Actually..." Jimmy inched farther away, "I gotta go." He ran away to another group of kids.

"So, what's your deal anyway?" Greg walked away from Robbie to his blocks.

"Do you....like Jimmy?" He stammered.

"No. I don't think so. Why?"

"Cause...I would be really sad cause I like you." Greg looked at him.

"Seriously?"

"Yeah. And... I'd be really sad and..." He searched for the word. "Jealous. Yeah."

"So, do you want me to kiss you?"

"Yeah!" Robbie rushed over to Greg and gave him a big hug.

"Jeez! You talk funny AND are weird. Here-" Greg pushed Robbie off of him and sighed, "You do it like this." Greg kissed Robbie like he did Jimmy and it made Robbie smile. Robbie went back to his desk while Greg watched the whole time.

"Yook! I'm a kitty!" Allie appeared out of no where and startled Greg. She was wearing cat ears and a tail, and she meowed affectionately.

"Not now, Allie!" Greg moaned, and the little girl skipped away. Greg took his alone time to write on the little whiteboards all the new possibilities he had.

"Everybody lies." he thought to himself, as he looked at his notes. He smiled before turned around to bother Lisa and make fun of Allie.