More fun for Me

(Bella is still human)

Pre-chapter: How It All Began

BPOV:

I called the family meeting and now I had to deal with the consequences. All seven of those beautiful creatures were staring back at me. I had to say something fast. "Um, I called you all here because I need to discuss something important."

I shifted my weight from my left foot to my right nervously. I walked over to Alice. "You know you're my best friend right?" She nodded.

I walked over to Edward and gripped his hand. "And, you know I love you, right?" He nodded.

I sighed and stepped back from him. "I love you all but…I need my space."

Edward gasped and I could feel the sadness in the room courtesy of Jasper. "I knew it! You're leaving me aren't you? Is it for a man with better hair? Is it my skin? Damn this killer's skin! Love, please don't leave me!" He was begging on his knees in front of me.

"Edward, I'm not leaving you." He sighed in relief. "I just need a day to myself."

He looked at me with his head cocked to one side in confusion. "You guys are always there. When I wake up, Edward's there. When I have to piss, you're there. When I eat you're there. When I go shopping, Alice is there. Edward, I haven't taken a crap in a week now! MY human moments have to be censored 24/7 because I don't want Emmet cracking jokes every five minutes. I just need this one day." Now I was begging.

"But, love-"

"ONE DAY," I interrupted while clenching my jaw in frustration.

He looked me in the eyes and then at Alice. She didn't seem to like the idea either but I needed space and time to do the things a human needs to do and I damn sure wasn't about to let a magical vampire-pixie-girl-thing ruin it. I turned to her with my ultimate puppy-dog face and she caved. "Alright, Bella, ONE day." And with that it was agreed. Tomorrow was mine all mine.

I hope you guys liked the pre-chapter.

Be prepared for some OOC lip-syncing, farting, burping, crap in a toilette, prep-shopping, whore looking fun, though.

Luvs,

Moi