Akatsuki's

Life style!

"God, Aoi! Stop annoying me so much!!!"

"It's your own fault, Kuro. If you stopped being so grumpy and depressing all the time, I would stop trying to cheer you up," Aoi said. Adding a smile to try to cheer me up.

I'm Kuro Tsuki. I'm an 18 year old girl who has long blonde hair and navy blue eyes. I live with my best friend Aoi Ten, who is barley older than me. She has shoulder length brown hair, and warm chocolate colored eyes. We are total opposites, but we are still best friends.

I shot her a glare and said, "Why can't you be normal like other people?"

"I am like other people! You're the one not normal with your gothic clothes!"

"You're the one who has the 'too colorful fashion sense'! I mean come on you can almost be a rainbow!" I shouted raising my hands over my head to make the shape of a rainbow.

Aoi stared at me, then to her hands, then back to me.

Then Aoi raised her hands and said, "I am a rainbow!" making the same motions that I did.

Then we both stared at each other and soon both of us were bent down laughing, begging for air.

When the laughter turned into giggles, and then into heavy breathing then we where heading to Aoi's freezer to get some ice cream as the door bell rang.

"Coming!" Aoi shouted.

Aoi headed to the big glass door licking her cherry ice cream (with rainbow sprinkles), soon followed by me with her blackberry ice cream (with jack-o-lantern sprinkles).

Kuro reached for the door and turned the knob. What were behind that door shocked both of us so badly; that both of us dropped our ice cream cones to go shattering across floor.

Behind that door was the whole entire Akatrsuki team!!!!

I stepped back a few feet, while Aoi was frozen in her spot. We both let out a shriek of excitement and awe.

We both looked at each other and screamed "OMG!!!!!" over and over, until their voices were dry.

Aoi kindly let the team into her house while I counted the people.

"10" I mouthed with excitement in my eyes.

"Yes!! The whole team!!" Aoi mouthed back.

"Ummm… hi." Aoi said, obviously nervous.

"Hi." Pein said.

"I'm Kuro Tsuki; in Japanese that means 'Dark Moon'," I said stepping towards the team.

"That explains the dark clothing your wearing. I like it…honto" Hidian said, with a gleam in his eyes.

"Ummm…yeah. I like to…um… live up to my name…" I said looking down at my jet black combat boots, adding color to my pale cheeks.

"I'm Aoi Ten. Like Kuro's name, mine's also a Japanese name; it means 'Blue Sky'. I am also owner of this house. Kuro's my best friend so she lives here too, but she has to pay for half of the bills that we get." Aoi said with a nervous grin.

"I'm impressed with the way you manage your money." Kakuzu said looking a little bit pleased. (Not much people!)

"Thanks!" Aoi said with another grin, but this time her grin looked truly happy.

"I don't mean to be rude but, why are you here?" I said, my cheeks fading back to their original, pale, color.

"We don't even know ourselves." Itachi said, looking skeptical.

"Then what happened?" Aoi said looking anxious.

"Well… a few minutes ago we were planning world domination, when suddenly we all herd this high pitched screeching sound that was driving crazy," Sasori said " and suddenly we saw this blinding white light that seemed to last for a million years! And when the light was over we were outside your house!"

Aoi and I looked at each other and barely suppressed their laughter. The Akatsuki looked at the two girls with confusion in their eyes. Then we started to laugh hysterically.

When I stopped laughing, I said, "You know how cheesy that sounds, right?"

"How can it be cheesy when it's the truth???" Tobi said, tilting his head like a dog, seating himself in our couch.

"It may be true, but it's still cheesy!!!" Aoi said still laughing.

"Oh! I know how about we teach you about this world and you can stay in our house while we figure out a way to get you back to your world?" I said with hope in my words.

"Hmm. Sure why not." Pein said, sighing.

"We'll have to get new clothes for you though, because people would think you belong in a mental hospital…" I said, pointing to their cloaks.

"Oh, some of my older brother's clothes are still here… so we need some of the less noticeable people to put those on and come with us to the store to get clothes for everybody else," Aoi said, "hmm… that would probably be… Sasori…Deidara if he put his hair down… and Hidan. Let me go get some jeans and some T-Shirts, and we'll go get some clothes for everybody else. Kay?"

"Okay" Sasori said not changing his expression.

"Alright! Honto!" Hidan said, obviously feeling confident about going shopping. (Comeon dude! Dudes aren't supposed to like shopping!!!)

"Fine by me…un." Deidara said, letting out a sigh.

"By the way… your ice cream is melting all over the floor…" Zetsu said, pointing to the pink and red puddle by the front door. As Aoi ran upstairs to find and get the T-Shirts and jeans.

"Crap!!!" I said running back to the kitchen to find a mop.

I let out an aggravated sigh as I mopped up the large puddles of ice cream. Aoi cam trotting down the stairs carrying three pairs of jeans, and the three T-Shirts. In her hands were one light colored jean, one medium dark jean, and one pure black one. She spread the three pairs of jeans across the couch that Tobi was sitting in. She stared at the T-Shirts. She saw the silver shirt, with the logo 'STFU' in large red letters across the middle; she then decided to put it with the medium dark jeans. She studied the other two thoughtfully. She then put the white T-Shirt, which says 'the reason I didn't do my homework is because…' with the light colored jean. She put the black shirt with a painted on tie with the pure black jeans.

Aoi studied the pairs she created, and then studied each guy who was going with the two girls.

"Hidan you'll wear the medium colored jeans and the silver shirt, Deidara you'll wear the black jeans and the black T-Shirt, and you Sasori will wear light colored jeans and the white shirt." Aoi said proudly.

"Now go change!" I said throwing the pair of clothes at each guy and pointing to where they go to change clothes.

"Well! Un!" Deidara exclaimed moving to the bathroom.

"No need to be snappy…" Sasori said going to another bathroom.

"Sasori's right you know. Honto." Hidan said with a smirk, going to the bathroom upstairs.

"Just go!" I yelled.

"&*%$#...honto." Hidan mumbled under his breath.

I shot him a glare and Hidan pretended to shiver as a response to my actions.

"Can I come to…? I don't trust those boys to pick out my clothes." Konan said looking extremely bored.

"Sure. Follow me to my bedroom so you can pick an outfit to change into." I said, starting for the stairs.

"Okay…" Konan replied, following me.

Aoi looked at the other entire members that were staying.

"Can I trust you not to destroy the house while we're gone…?" Aoi said with a skeptical eye on the members.

"Yes," All of them replied in unison.

Aoi didn't think they where telling the truth, right as Hidan trotted down the stairs yelling, "Yo, check me out! HONTO!"

Everyone turned his direction, as he walked back and forth as if he belonged in a fashion show in Paris.

"Oh. My. God. Un." Deidara said, coming out of the nearest bathroom. "You know how gay you look when you do that right, un…?"

"Look who's talking pip-squeak! Honto…" Hidan said pointing at the painted on tie on Deidara's shirt.

"What did you say, UN?!" Deidara said his face filled anger.

"Nothing, just that you're a terrible artist…honto" Hidan said with a smug smile on his face.

"DIE PUNK!!!! UN!!!" Deidara yelled, charging at Hidan reaching for his clay.

"You wish *&%?)#! HONTO!" Hidan shouted getting his scythe ready to attack Deidara, just as Konan stepped between them in her black dress and fishnet sleeves and leggings.

"Come on guys we can't fight in someone's house!!! Especially when they are kind enough to buy us clothes and let us stay here." Konan said shooting glares between them.

"She's right. Be thankful you idiots!" Sasori said stepping out of the bathroom.

"Whatever…honto." Hidan said

"I'm thankful; I don't know about him though…UN." Deidara mumbled.

"Everybody ready?" I said stepping down the stairs.

"Yup…honto." Hidan said

"Yeah…UN." Deidara agreed

Konan let out a sigh and said "I guess so…"

Sasori nodded as Aoi said "Then let's go!!"

"Wait… Deidara, you need to put your hair down if you go out looking like that people will stare. And I don't want you killing anyone!" I said moving towards Deidara to help him get his hair down.

"But…if I put my hair down people will see my mechanical eye and stare even more… un." Deidara stated, taking a step backwards.

"You can take your headband off and just have your hair cover the mechanical eye." Aoi said, "You all need to take off your headband (if you have one) and leave it here as a matter of fact!"

"Sure…honto." Hidan said removing his headband from his throat.

"I don't have one so I don't care" Sasori said.

"I'll do it…" Konan said removing her's. (I really don't know if she has one or not sorry)

"I… guess that would… work, un." Deidara said removing his headband as I put his hair down in the back. I studied Deidara's wavy hair (from being up to long). I headed up stair as Aoi was also studying his tangled, wavy hair. I returned to the main floor with a straightener and a comb.

Aoi and I started to straighten and comb his hair just as Tobi suppressed a laugh.

"Tobi is a BAD boy…" I said looking at Tobi with an evil gleam in my eyes.

Tobi looked sad and said under his breath, "Tobi is a GOOD boy"

When Deidara's hair was straight he kind of resembled a girl.

Unplugging the straightener, I took the comb from Aoi and headed to my bathroom to put up my things. As I did, I over heard Aoi saying, "Kay…now we're ready! All we have to done now is Kuro to finish putting up her stuff."

As soon as she finished her sentence I came clomping down the stairs.

"Speak of the devil!," Aoi said noticing me in the corner of her eye, "now let's go!!!"