Disclaimer: I do not and will never own FMA. But if I did...

A/N: This idea came to me in the car, strangely.

"Looks like I win again, Hawkeye," Havoc said and collected all the poker chips. Riza sighed. Why had she agreed to play poker with him? Havoc dealed the cards again. Riza stared at her cards and felt someone staring at her. She looked up. It was Roy. He pointed at her cards.

"I would fold if I were you," he said. Riza looked at him in disbelief.

"And why would I do that?" she asked him. He sat down in the chair next to her.

"Because you'll lose a lot more money if you don't,"

"Hey!Don't help her out!" Havoc protested. Roy laughed.

"Why not? You afraid of the skills that I'm teaching her?" he asked.

"Of course not! I could beat both of you!" Havoc grabbed Riza's cards from her hand," Let's make the game interesting, shall we?" He dealt out the cards, once more, "Well be on teams okay? I'll play with Fuery and Roy, you and Riza,"

"That doesn't seem that hard," Fuery said sitting down next to Havoc.

"Well then, how about no talking and-yeah no talking," Havoc smiled as he looked at his hand. He was sure he would win.

Roy took Riza's cards and layed them done. She glared at him and he only smiled back. Havoc and Fuery smiled too.

"Fold," Roy said. Riza glared at him.

"We had good cards though Colonel! We could have won!" she yelled. Roy laughed.

"Have you ever played this before? Trust me. You didn't have a winning deck," Roy smiled again. Riza settled back into her chair. Havoc and Fuery won, of course.

After about five games, Roy was sure he and Riza had a winning hand. Havoc placed down his cards but watched as Riza blushed.

"Colonel, would you please remove your hand from my leg?" she asked. Roy blushed and Havoc laughed. Fuery was shocked.

"Looks, like I win again. Eh, Roy?" Havoc said.

"What do you mean?"

"Riza talked and the rule was no talking," Roy grumbled and started counting bills out.

"I'm sorry I made us loose," Riza said and handed the Colonel money.

"You don't need to pay R-Lt. Hawkeye," Roy said, almost slipping by calling her, her name. Havoc smiled as he looked at the money in his hands.

"I'm off to spend this," He waved the money on his way out the door. Fuery stood up.

"I'm sorry that you lost sirs, but it was a good game," he smiled and followed Havoc. Roy laughed to himself and sat across from Riza.

"How about it Riza? Another game? You and me?" he asked. She smiled.

"Are you going to make any rules Roy?" she asked. He smiled. She wanted to take back her question.

"Of course,"

"Then what are they?"

"Strip poker. You know everytime you lose you have to-"

"Alright sir,"

"Wait, you're agreeing?" Riza nodded.

Roy blushed as he removed his pants. He was losing. Riza had every piece of her clothing on. She giggled.

"We better stop playing," she smiled and gathered up their cards.

"But I might win!" he protested. She laughed again. Havoc suddenly bust through the door.

"You guys are never going to--" he stopped when he looked at Roy and Riza,"What kind of sick people are you?!?"

A/N: I'm sorry. This was longer than I expected.