Disclaimer: I do not own Cinderella

Ok so this dude's wife died and he was like "man this sucks." So he got remarried and then he died. And his daughter was like "dude I don't have any parents!!!" So the daughter, who was Cinderella and if you havent figured that out by now you suck, well anyways she lived with her bitch of a stepmother and her hoes of stepsisters. So she was all pretty and her stepsisters were ugggly! And so they were all like "bitch clean!" Then one day the prince was all like "All the hoes in the kingdom come to my crib for a parrrtaayy!!!!" And so Cinderella was all like "Hey bitch of a step mother I want to go!!!" and the step mom was like "NO!!!!" And so Cinderella was like "ok i'll make a dress and go anyway!" And then the stepsisters saw and were like "Bitch I kick yo ass!" And then the left and Cinderella was like "Oh Shit!" then the fairy lady showed up and was like "You poor bitch!" and poofed her a new dress! So Cinderella went to the prince's crib! When she got there she threw up the deuces and said "Bitch I'm here." and her stepsisters were all like "don't steal our man!" So Cinderella went behind their backs and stole their man! The prince was all like "let's bone" and Cinderella told him she had to go. So he said, "No seriously let's bone" and she was like "No seriously I have to go! Just keep it in your pants!" and then she ran off but she couldn't run good in heels so she lost a shoe! And the prince was like "Man she is stupid but I wanna bone her!" So the next day the prince went to every house to find the chick he was gonna bone. When he got to Cinderella's house her stepsisters were all like "do us!" and the prince was like "back up you ugly hoes!" Then the step mom was like "maybe it'll fit me" and the prince was like "eww your ugly...ten feet!!!!" Then Cinderella was like "Dude it's my shoe!" and then it fit and Cinderella and the prince boned! The End!