HAHAHA! Lambo-san is BACK!

(gets slapped by a fish. For randomness sake)

I mean, Lifiea Chancelot, crazy fanfiction writer, is BACK!

Little reminder: This fic has no pairings. DON'T GIVE ME THAT POUT. It's still funny. Or your money back.

I DO NOT OWN KATEKYO HITMAN...ah, this is dumb. We already know that. If I did, there would be more Gokudera, less Lambo, and more LamboXI-Pin. Cough.

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Gokudera had this strange feeling creeping up his back.

Which was strange. He hadn't had this feeling since...since...the last time he saw his sister. Which was like, just before he went to school.

But there was no reason for her to be at school...was there? He peered nervously around him. The corridor was empty...

...or so it seemed.

You don't get into the mafia because you want to. You get in there because you've got skill. You've got cunning. You've got the bloodlust and greed for power.

"Eh, Gokudera-kun, what's wrong?" Tsuna questioned.

"...Jyuudaime...I think...we're being..."Gokudera started, then stopped in his tracks, spun around and chucked a whole bunch of dynamite into a classroom door.

The casual observer might have noticed the beauty of the moment: The sticks of dynamite swiftly soaring through the air like...how you might imagine sticks of dynamite soaring through the air. Gokudera's thrust out hand, sending the little death in a cylinders out. Tsuna screaming in anguish and going something along the lines of "ZOMG HOMG HIBARI'S SO GOING TO KILL MEEEEEE...".

Then the beauty stops, the dynamite explodes and a squeal is heard. A flustered person is thrown out of the classroom with the force of the explosion.

"AIEE!" screamed Tsuna in his...usual girly fashion. Gokudera immediately jumped in front of Tsuna, brandished an obscene number of explosive material and was ready to kill the intruder who got within 2 metres of the Jyuudaime, until the person stands up and ...

...sparkles?!

"JYUUDAIME, RUN! IT'S A SUICIDE BOMBER WHO'S COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN EXPLOSIVES!!!" yelled Gokudera urgently.

"...takes one to know one..." thought Tsuna as he stepped away slowly, but unwilling to let his friend face this...so-called suicide bomber.

"You assassin! Prepare to taste my..." Gokudera snarled menacingly, but as the smoke cleared the sparkling figure was revealed to be a...

...schoolgirl?!

"What?!" Tsuna exclaimed. Gokudera was startled, but even more so when the girl suddenly squealed the way Haru usually does, and threw herself at him.

Gokudera dropped the dynamite, and started trying to pull the girl, who was now clutching onto him as if he was the only thing that kept her alive. "What the #$# is going on?! ###$ stupid woman!"

Tsuna was still gaping at the scene. "Who...who are you?"

Gokudera pushed the girl violently off him, grabbed Tsuna's wrist and sprinted for the exit.

"He...hey! Gokudera-kun! What's going on? We didn't even find out what was going on!" Tsuna protested as the two ran outside the school, and turned a corner before they stopped.

"...there's no need to question. They...they have...come." Gokudera hissed mysteriously.

Tsuna, hands on knees, panting with the effort from running, asked "Who? What? Are they from the Varia? Byakuran's minions? WAUUUGH WHERE'S REBORN!"

Gokudera's face turned dark. "No. Worse. Not even Reborn can help us. For even he is one of their targets."

Tsuna's eyes widened. "No...it can't be..."

Gokudera looked up with a dangerous gleam in his green eyes. "Yes."

"It's the fangirls."

Tsuna fell to his knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

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It was evident that Gokudera was their first target. Starting from that weird girl who pounced on him in school...this meant trouble.

Worse, they were getting less subtle.

Once, Gokudera walked back from school with Tsuna and Yamamoto, as usual. Then a girl jumped out of the bushes. Tsuna screamed (as usual), Yamamoto raised and eyebrow, and Gokudera was ready to fight.

The girl pulled out 3 sticks of dynamite.

"BASEBALL IDIOT GET THE JYUUDAIME OUT OF HERE THAT CRAZY WOMAN'S GOING TO ATTACK!" Gokudera yelled urgently as he whipped out dynamite of his own.

The girl then started juggling the dynamite sticks, which auto-lit up, like Gokudera's did.

To say that the three boys were surprised would be an understatement. Gokudera's jaw literally dropped.

"...stupid woman! What are you doing? Dynamite isn't a toy!" Gokudera yelled.

The girl tossed the dynamite into the air, caught it, spun around and went "TADA!! Gokudera-sama! Did I do well? Huh huh huh huh huh?" The girl went all jittery and hyper and sparkly.

Gokudera's eye twitched. "GET OUTTA HERE!" He bellowed and chucked the dynamite in his hand at her. "Rocket bombs!"

"Ah!" went the girl, who disappeared in an explosion of grey smoke.

"Gokudera! Was that really necessary? She was just a girl." Yamamoto sighed. Gokudera grabbed both their wrists and sprinted in the opposite direction.

"You baseball idiot, what would YOU know? These...creatures...they are bad enough as it is." Gokudera yelled as he looked behind him.

As the smoke cleared, Tsuna gasped as the girl rose from the debris.

"...the worst part is...they keep coming back." Gokudera hissed.

Tsuna's eyes widened in shock, as the girl called after him.

"GOKUDERA-SAMA I WILL STILL FOREVER LOVE YOUUUU!!!"

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The last straw came when he was visiting Tsuna's house with Yamamoto. He disliked the baseball player...he talked too much.

But then, some extra help might be needed when dealing with the likes of them.

On the way, they had to walk up this high slope on the road path, and that's when Gokudera, if he was a girl, or if he had any less pride, or if he even regarded Yamamoto as an existent human being, he might just have jumped into Yamamoto's arms.

Instead, he had to make do with screaming very OOCish and jumping 3 feet into the air.

"Nice jump, Gokudera! You should consider joining Nanimori's Basketball Club! After all, you can throw things well, and also..." Yamamoto cheerily started babbling again, but Gokudera's mouth still hung agape, not even able to tell him to shut up.

Below them, at the bottom of the ridiculously high hill, was a gigantic "WE LOVE YOU GOKUDERA-SAMA 3" written out with hundreds of lit sticks of dynamite.

Note the fact that they were lit, and they were also dynamite.

Then they exploded.

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"Gokudera-kun...um, I don't mean to question your fashion sense, but is that really necessary?" Tsuna asked, a bit nervously.

Gokudera humphed. "I'm sorry, Jyuudaime to be an embarrassment to you, but until they leave Nanimori I am afraid this is the only way to stop them from causing harm to us."

...sure enough, the fangirls stayed at bay, but there were always eyes in the dark alleys, following the man of their dreams as he walked past.

They watched as Tsuna, Yamamoto, Gokudera, and the sign that read "I HATE FANGIRLS" that dangled from his neck disappeared down the school corridor.

Next target...Hibari Kyouya.

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Aha that was lame. It was harder to make it funny. I am sure Hibari's one will be funnier...so a certain extent, because it's easier to imagine what hibari would do..and what his fangirls would do.

...reviews?

...you can request for characters, though obviously the others include Yamamoto, Squalo (this will be amusing), Xanxus (if you want), Adult Lambo, Mukuro, etc etc.