Hi!

You probably hate me right now for 1) leaving for college so I won't be updating as fast as I do in the summer and 2) Because it seemed like I gave up on this story. But I didn't—I just really didn't feel like analyzing every Channy bit and transforming it into deep poetry, because my mind wanted to rest. But now since I'm gonna be back into the order of education and all that—let the analysis began!

Disclaimer: Why, yes! I own Sterling's little wrinkles. No, I do not own SWAC or anything affiliated with it! Except for this style of my writing!

Oh, and this is just based off of episode 10—"Studio Brat" because if I added episode 11, this would be 16 pages long.

How do you know he loves you?

Well—would he make fun of anyone else wearing a stupid hat? Oh—excuse me, I meant "The Ambassador of Fun" hat…stupid.

"It's the pant's…" he mocked, watching you. Maybe all he hears from you is "Chad you are so super blah blah blah" because he wishes you would notice it already and give in to him—you're all he's dreaming about. I mean, what kinda guy wants to randomly spin the spinner on an awesome-cool hat?

He mocks your show—because he's insecure, Sonny. He wants to be the best for you, and only you. I see how he always watches you, always comparing you to others, almost messing with your mind.

(Of course, you must give his bravery a break. No one can stand up to Mr. Condor, not even Chad Dylan Cooper—that's why he ran away.)

How could he not love you when you become the role model of a little girl who has nothing….and later it be known that she has everything except your man…and a heart. He loves how you adore children like no other person.

And yet you found something evil inside the child—Zora had confirmed it—the Studio Princess had sparked jealousy in you, don't deny it.

"I love him," Dakota taunts in a cute 9-year old gesture.

"Heh…So does Chad Dylan Cooper…"

And so do you, Sonny. You just love saying his whole name, don't you?

"If you were important enough, you'd have the number to the phone I answered"…that's what Chad's voicemail was. But Sonny…you did have the number, because he answered you!

You called him—despite the loathing, the rivalry, you called him! And what happened? Chad answered—he recognized your voice and then came to a realization, yes he did! ("Oh man, I got the wrong phone?")

He seemed interested in 'your friend' before he knew her age. Why Sonny? Did he think he could have the potential to make you jealous?

Why is it that when Chad hanged up on you, you pretended that you were still talking to him? You said "K, peace out!" all happily, why? Was it because you really wished you were still talking to him? Or that you guys really would have peace and be on friendlier terms?

You were soon tied up, alone, gagged, in desperate need to be saved. Did you wish for someone to save you? A knight in shining armour? A gorgeous blond? Well you sorta got your wish.

Did your heart leap a thousand feet when Dakota wrote the abbreviation for the "Children Having A Dream" foundation? Does she share your dream? When you soon became released from your capture, did your heart drop when Nico and Grady added their description of Dakota as "Chad-lovin'"?

Dakota Condor—every parent's little wish to have a daughter like her, until her mask unveils and you see who she truly is: The Spawn of Satan. You dealt with the Spawn of Satan because of Chad?

You went to go find Chad—how is it that you knew exactly where he'd be, Sonny? Have you stalked him to find what route he takes at 3:56 pm? You ask him for a favor, but he interrupts, saying "K, let me tell you what I need."

"Why're your needs always greater than mine?" You say, but think about it.

What he needs is you—you only need to help out a spawn, trading in Chad. I think it's been declared why his need is greater. Sonny, you fulfill his every need.

Have you noticed how he enjoys your guy's every single moment—whether you walk, or how he lies.

"I don't care about your funny little punchline, which seems to never actually be funny or little," he sneered. But if only you knew Sonny—he does care.

He even said "I'll do whatever, just get me in "The Basement"!" But Chad Dylan Cooper never says 'he'll do anything'. So why did he say it to you, Sonny? And when you walked away from him

Sonny, did you notice how he just HAD to get into "The Basement"—why? Was it just to earn his title back again or was there a certain person he had his eyes on to dance with? . Did you catch how when you left, Chad watched you leave, his hand flew towards your position? Why do you think he did that?

You hurried walked to your set—finding the other cast members there. Did your heart flutter from your moment with Chad? "There's no basement!? No!" You were devastated when you heard there was no basement—why? Did you imagine yourself beside Chad when you two entered in, his slender hand holding your own?

Sonny, Chad needs you. He needs someone with a pure heart, who won't cheat him. Do you know how many times he's felt misused, like from your friend Tawni, who conned him out of his money? Don't follow her footsteps, Sonny; he wants you!

You saw him enter in—the most beautiful god in the world and he came up to you, saying, "Yes, I am cool again, word up!" Why does he care so much? Is it because he wants to be the best for you?

"Alright, what's the punchline to your funny little story?" So the king of Drama was looking forward to your story? He cared enough to remember it? Well someone's a hypocrite.

Did you notice how Chad shivered in disgust under the spawn's touch, how his eyes were pleading for you to take him out of his misery and hold him?

Did you feel your cheeks burn when you both had your silent conversation during his dance with another girl, and yet you're all he had eyes for?

You didn't see him, Sonny, but when you hurriedly left, Chad dryly chuckled—he smiled at you.

Chad then stopped dancing with his 'date', because well, he needed someone "a little more…not you." Did you catch his glance when he looked over at your direction right then?

How is it that a rival heartthrob lead you away from danger when "The Basement" was falling apart, pulling you away by your delicate hand? How is it that you clung to the shoulder of the royal "jerkthrob"?

Then the blackmail began—Tawni and Chad's video's clawing each other up. But you wanted them to forgive and forget, to have them both share the blame. Why? Because in a relationship—that is what you're supposed to do. And you did well, Sonny—you did well.

How did you feel, Sonny, when Chad was right beside you, dancing along as you two brushed? Was your mind as sunny as your appearance then? Were you glowing on the inside as well?

How do you know he loves you?

Because together, you beat the darkness and evil, unleashing a sunny day at "The Basement".

Again, remember—some stuff is sorta out of context here because I'm trying to twist it so we can persuade Channy to happen, lol.