This is a song based on the Akastuki from Naruto (owned by Masashi Kishimoto) and the tune of "Old McDonald" (owned by {not me}) The idea was actually my friend Kage-san's but she had me write the actual lyrics so without farther ado:

"Farmer Madara"

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Old Madara had a farm e-i-e-i-o

And on that farm he had a Pein e-i-e-i-o

With a tsunami here

And a hurricane there

Here a curse, there a storm

Everywhere a cursing storm

Old Madara had a farm e-i-e-i-o

And on that farm he had Sasori e-i-e-i-o

With a mean puppet here

And an art squabble there

Here a puppet , there a quarrel

Everywhere a bickering puppet

Old Madara had a farm e-i-e-i-o

And on that farm he had Deidara e-i-e-i-o

With an "art is" here

And a clay bomb there

Here a boom , there a whap

Everywhere a boom-whap

Old Madara had a farm e-i-e-i-o

And on that farm he had a Hidan e-i-e-i-o

With a loud curse here

And a blood splat there

Here a stab, there a curse

Everywhere a "Praise Jashin"

Old Madara had a farm e-i-e-i-o

And on that farm he had a Zetsu e-i-e-i-o

With a munch-munch here

And a double comment there

Here a meal, there a mutter

Everywhere a talking meal

Old Madara had a farm e-i-e-i-o

And on that farm he had Kitsame e-i-e-i-o

With some fish breath here

And a shark grin there

Here a sword, there a wave

Everywhere a blue-man crave

Old Madara had a farm e-i-e-i-o

Old Madara had a farm e-i-e-i-o

And on that farm he had a weasel e-i-e-i-o

With a Mangekyo eyes here

And eternal fire there

Here a lie, there a sigh

Everywhere a bunch of crows

Old Madara had a farm e-i-e-i-o

And on that farm he had a Kakuzu e-i-e-i-o

With a "hold this" here

And a "SHUT UP" there

Here a coin, there a snarl

Everywhere a bounty-run

Old Madara had a farm e-i-e-i-o

And on that farm he had a Konan e-i-e-i-o

With a paper-fly here

And a paper tree there

Here some paper, there some folds

Everywhere there's blue hair

Old Madara had a farm e-i-e-i-o

And on that farm he had a Tobi e-i-e-i-o

With a "DEIDARA-SEMPAI" here

And a death threat there

Here a spaz, there a twitch

Everywhere a good boy

Old Madara had a farm e-i…e-i…..oo~o