Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Christmas special of "The FBI's Best Kept Secret Uncovered", where tonight we shall be seeing the final chapter of this Fanfic...though I may write a new one once I'm farther into my new Hellboy Fanfic, "Hellboy III – The Angels of Life and Death." This chapter will feature a spoiler from the last chapter of "Life and Love A New Beginning." Thankyou to everyone who has reviewed and kept this going as long as it has, and I hope you all have a lovely Christmas, so now I shall leave you with tonight's final host... Enjoy and for the last time review, thankyou!
All the cast are sat around the room with a large twelve foot tree twinkling brightly and all are in some form of festive attire for the Christmas season, with Belle's being the most outstanding as a floor length red velvet dress, with long velvet sleeves that cut into a diamond shape over her hand, with white faux fur trim on the hem and neck line.
Belle- Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to our final Christmas special of the "FBI's Best Kept Secret Uncovered" where tonight I'll be your host.
Hellboy- well it would have to have been Belle who got this one. Though I gotta admit I like the mulled wine, nice touch.
Belle- well I thought you'd like some alcohol Red, and Mulled wine is quite tasteful for Christmas.
Hellboy- *grinning* I'm not disagreeing
Abe- well it certainly was a wonderful idea to have a Christmas special.
Belle- *smiling* very much so. Well tonight, as I believe there are a lot of questions for us, so let's see who is first...
Liz- it amazes me just how much you seem to love this holiday
Abe- *putting an arm around Belle's shoulders* you are very festive when it comes to Christmas
Belle- *beaming* of course, well our first reviewer is Kali Yugah...
"Thanks red send him over to Wakefield England please for the 28th!! lol I'm a winter gal."
Hellboy- yeah I reckon that's manageable, and if he's early we'll have him put in storage for ya.
Manning- I am here you now...
Belle- what is it that made you two dislike each other so much?
Manning- his incompetence
Hellboy- and his stupid "rules..."
Belle- well its Christmas, you should both at least be civil during Christmas time...
Hellboy- yeah, I've had a bit to drink so I don't see why not *grinning*
Manning- fine, as long as he doesn't say anything else to offend me.
Belle- well the next part of their question may seem a little offensive...
"Red could ya also pack him in either: a very revealing dress with five inch stilettos or *sknnerk* dressed up as Chewbacca off of Star Wars! With pink bra and matching thong set over the costume! Lolololol"
Hellboy- fine, but I ain't putting him in that costume, you're gonna have to hire someone to do that for ya...I do have some limits.
Manning- all right that's it...
Hellboy- what? We are supposed to answer these questions ya know...
Abe- he does have a point Agent Manning, it may be wise just to enjoy the evening...
Belle- well now we don't have a question as such but more of an invitation,
"Myers just to let you know me and a few friends are having a party on the 30th and your invited! ;) *blows kiss*"
Myers- *blushing* right.
Hellboy- hey if you want him delivered will do that at the same time; will save on postage and sending him back to the Antarctic...
Liz- looks like you have a date on New Year then *grinning*
Myers- *sheepish expression* it would seem so.
Liz- though of course that's not the only thing to plan, *looking at Belle's engagement ring*
Belle- *blushing* yes, I am quite excited about planning it all
Hellboy- *smirking* why doesn't that sound surprising
Dale- just another reason to wear a suit eh, Red?
Hellboy- ...again?
Belle- *laughing* yes but we can discuss that later...well now there's a question for myself and Liz.
"Lizzy and Belle I need your help, a guy that is a friend of my mum and step dad says that I look like Sandra Bullock off of Miss Congeniality and he knows that because he fancies her. I'm a little worried know of any ways to stop him thinking I look like her apart from changing my image, cause I am proud of who I am and I don't wanna change."
Hellboy- Lizzy...?
Liz- well I didn't say it...
Hellboy- suppose it's better than "Sparky"
Belle- it seems to be popular for us to be asked about relationships doesn't it Liz?
Liz- yes it does,
Belle- well as you say if you are proud of who you are then you've already answered your own question. You are you, not this actress, so that's all you should have to say to him...
Liz- yeah, sometimes you just have to be honest with a guy and make it clear that you don't like him referring to you as something that you're not.
Belle- it's true, if you like him, but you want him to like you for who you are then tell him that, I'm sure he'll understand...but thankyou for your question, I hope we helped you, and before we move on, this Kali Yugah has one last remark...
"Just to say this, Manning you are a lousy, inconsiderate SOB that can't get a life, quit your job and let Clay, Myers or Red take over! Better yet Red please kill him for me! *bats eyelashes*"
Hellboy- nah sorry kid, I ain't killing him, it's bad enough having to kill entities, besides it'd be so much easier to get him fired...I like the idea of Clay taking over, I wouldn't care for the job myself...though it could be pretty fun...hmm...
Belle- well you've certainly gotten that idea into Hellboy's mind, though you know I just can't believe it's Christmas Eve so soon...
Abe- *smiling* well you've certainly been preparing for it.
Hellboy- yeah...more than last year...last year we have one twelve footer...this year it's three fifteen footers and a twelve footer...and not even counting the bedrooms.
Belle- well the house does look very beautiful, decorated as it is for Christmas, and Aurora and Cedric certainly enjoyed putting the angels on the tree this year.
Liz- that was so sweet to watch them do, I think Aurora likes angels, seen as she dressed up as a little angel tonight *smiling*
Belle- She is so adorable in that dress,
Abe- you look quite beautiful yourself tonight... *putting his arms around Belle's waist and kissing her delicately*
Belle- thankyou, well next tonight is... "Angel Protectress," I hope your looking forward to Christmas, and let's see what your first question is...
"1.) Everyone, what's your favourite food of all time?"
Hellboy- that is such a hard question...it's gotta be baby Ruth bars, but pancakes are also pretty good.
Abe- Well mine would be Century eggs...though I know it's not suited to everyone's tastes...
Hellboy- seriously buddy we need to get you eating more than rotten eggs...you need to discover something nicer...
Belle- well my favourite food is lasagne, though I do have a sweet tooth when it comes to profiteroles
Liz- My favourite food is dark chocolate; I find it very indulgent, especially when I'm in a bad mood...
Angel- hmm it's hard to pick a favourite food, probably a roast dinner as it is always nice...or galaxy chocolate lol...
Clay- I just like Chinese food, because it's fast and it always tastes good.
Hellboy- can't argue with that
Manning- my favourite food is probably Chicken Kiev's when they're made right...they do have good flavour...
Johann- Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte iz my favourite food from Germany
Abe- black forest cake?
Johann- Ja,
Myer's- well desserts always popular, but when I'm late in from work it is nice to sit down with a good pizza.
Belle- all good choices really, though I'm still not sure about the eggs...but anyway here is the next question...
"2.) What's your favourite animal?"
Angel- snow leopard *smiling*
Hellboy- is there really any need to ask? It's cats for those of you who are still guessing and clearly don't know me all that well *smirking*
Abe- as I had mentioned before mine are turtle doves...
Belle- and I'm the same as Hellboy, I love cats, but I do love dogs too
Hellboy- see Belle knows good animals when she sees them...
Myers- My favourite animal is a lion, just seeing how they grow and develop into fully grown adults incredible
Manning- I like dogs...we've always had them so I've found they're pretty loyal
Hellboy- he's actually given an alright answer for once...
Clay- *grinning* I like all animals, but I do like dogs myself
Johann- I have found zat monkeys are very interesting creatures, seeing vat is supposed to be a primitive form of ourselves...it is quite intriguing.
Liz- well I do like cats, though my favourite animal has always been a horse, as they are such peaceful and free spirited creatures...
Belle- thankyou everyone, and now our next question...
"3.) What came first, the chicken or the rhinoceros?"
Hellboy- the last chapter and we still get random questions...I think it's better to just answer and see what the best comes out as...
Belle- it may be easier,
Clay- well if that's how we're gonna do it I've always known it to be the chicken and the egg riddle so I'm gonna go with Chicken...
Abe- though it doesn't quite make sense, Chicken
Belle- Chicken
Liz- Chicken
Myers- Chicken
Hellboy- Rhinoceros, just for the hell of it
Johann- Chicken...
Manning- Oh fine, Chicken.
Belle- *laughing* well it's clear to see what won that debate.
Hellboy- yeah, suppose it's better than the jokes you get in crackers...I swear that's what the guys who work in the office at the FBI get to do as a bonus.
Abe- *chuckling lightly*
Belle- *smiling*
"4.) Belle and Liz; I loved your dresses at the wedding! They were simply beautiful! I know it's not a question; I just had to say it! Lol"
Belle- well thankyou very much,
Liz- the dresses were very beautiful...
Belle- and our own designs which did make it look even more beautiful, and now we have the final question...
"...and 5.) Manning... what's got the stick up your ass all the time? Seriously! Cut Red some slack! Sure he's picked on you and probably hurt you some... but... is he really all that bad?"
Manning- other than saving my life pretty much, yeah, though you want to watch the way you talk to some people...
Hellboy- she's not half wrong though...
Belle- don't argue you two...she asked a question like permitted in this Fanfic, as it states reviewers can ask any questions and we shall answer...So thankyou "Angel Protectress," and now we've come to "LadyAquanine73551," I hope you enjoying the chapter, and here is our first question...
"Okay Red, here's the question I couldn't ask last time:
If you could team up with the Grinch (he's actually pretty cool), & play a Christmas prank on both Manning & Mayor May Who together, what would it be?"
Hellboy- shaving them bald would be an idea, though Manning's not got enough hair to make that fun enough...we'd come up with something though...now that would be a bit of fun...Manning's gonna be busy when he gets back from Wakefield...*grinning*
Manning- *remaining quiet as he has another drink*
Belle- well thankyou Hellboy, and now our next question...
"So Belle, will the tree be bigger this year, or will it still be 12 feet like last year?
Hey, wouldn't it be funny if you also tried holding your own version of the Yule Ball? (You just love dancing in formalwear, don't you?)"
Belle- well the dining room tree is twelve feet, but the living room tree and hall trees are all fifteen feet and the one in mine and Abe's room is fifteen feet, though I would have like a little taller...and the one in Hellboy and Liz's room I believe was ten feet as the ceiling wasn't as high...I would love to have some Christmas celebration, though we have had two parties this month...
Abe- they were very good events, it was nice to enjoy time with friends and family without missions to attend too.
Belle- *smiling* and now our next question is for Liz...
"Hey Liz, what do u plan on getting the kids this year? (better cover their little ears, lol)"
Liz- *her and Hellboy doing so, which makes the children giggle lightly*, well we'll be spoiling them a bit this year, it will be clothes, films, little chocolates, books, just a lot of little things so they have a lot to open, though I'm sure they'll probably have a lot of interest in the wrapping paper.
Belle- that will be so sweet to see on Christmas day *smiling*
"So Johann, Myers, Clay? You guys joining in the holiday festivities this year?"
Johann- I shall be going home to Germany to visit my old team for ze holidays zis year, but I shall be returning in the New Year...
Clay- I'll be seeing Hellboy, Liz, Abe and Belle over the holidays, but I've also got a visit from my daughter and granddaughter, so me and my wife are looking forward to that...
Myer's- and I'm going to New York for Christmas with some family
Belle- well the "Four Seasons" is a hotel I'd recommend, it is beautiful there and so elegant
Myer's- *smiling* I'll bear it in mind
Belle- and now a question for Abe and Hellboy I believe...
"And Abe, just how many times r u planning to deliberately catch Belle under the mistletoe to kiss her? I ask Red the same question about Liz :P"
Abe- As I have many times already I'm sure that shall continue throughout the rest of Christmas...*removing a piece of mistletoe from behind him and hovering it over them, making Belle laugh as she kisses him*
Hellboy- ah I don't need mistletoe as an excuse, I kiss her constantly anyway *smirking* though mistletoe is pretty good for any extra...
Belle- and now to finish off with a classic question...
And to everyone, what is your favourite Christmas carol?
Hellboy- jingle bells...
Liz- *laughing* now that is original HB...
Hellboy- it's simple so I like it...
Belle- well my favourite is "All I want for Christmas is you"
Abe- well having a love of classical music, when it comes to Christmas I do very much like the song "Carol of the Bells"
Liz- my favourite is definitely "Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow"
Johann- zat iz my favourite too, it iz quite ze festive song...
Myers- I agree, that or Last Christmas...
Manning- I do like Winter Wonderland; it's a pretty classic Christmas song...
Clay- yeah I like Zat you? Santa Claus, I don't know why but I've always liked that cause it's a bit different to your usual Christmas songs...
Angel- well my current favourite is "Share this Day" which I do just adore...I feel like listening to that now...
Belle- well thankyou "LadyAquanine73551" that was a few good questions, and finally tonight on our last chapter we have "Kiimm" who has a couple of questions for us...
"Kiimm" 1) Abe, what have you got Belle for Christmas? (Belle please can you leave the room momentarily :))
Hellboy- I got her *picks Belle up as she goes to stand and carries her out of the room* can't let you listen in can I? *grinning*
Belle- I can be trusted you know... *smiling*
Abe- well whilst I've gotten Belle a few presents, I have bought her a Kleshna bracelet which is uncut Swarovski crystals in a shade of aqua blue and diamond, it also has a clasp of silver which is they're trademark symbol of the bow through a heart clasp. They're a Russian company
Angel- they are very beautiful, I have one which is all clear (or diamond) coloured, it does sparkle in different colours depending on the light
Hellboy- you've just been popping up all night haven't you? *grinning as he brings Belle back into the room*
Angel- oh yes, well it is the Christmas chapter, and the final one, so of course I was going to be around *smiling*
Belle- well thankyou Abe, for whatever you answered and now the same question is for Hellboy.
"2) Hellboy, what have you got Liz for Christmas? (Liz please can you leave the room momentarily :))"
After ensuring Liz has left the room, Hellboy finally answers
Hellboy- well for Liz this year, I got her a new cross necklace, I got her silver so that she'd be able to wear her cross necklace with other colours, as she's pretty limited when the one she has is black...and with Belle's help I also got her some new clothes and booked her to go for a weekend spa treatment.
Clay- I'm sure Liz will appreciate that,
Hellboy- yeah I hope so.
As Liz rejoins the room, Christmas music is put on in the background as everyone raises their glass to a toast.
Belle- well Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you have all enjoyed this Christmas special as much as we have, and that you get all you wish for this Christmas, and the happiness of the festive season...
Hellboy- yeah, enjoy it and don't get too drunk, it's often better to remember these things the next day.
Abe- Merry Christmas Everyone!
Liz- *with the children* Merry Christmas!
Everyone – Merry Christmas!!
Well that's it! Thankyou so much to everyone who has followed this Fanfic, and given it so many reviews, I'm so glad you've all enjoyed it, and while it is sad to end it, this Fanfic may be back in the New Year sometime. Merry Christmas to you all and have a very Happy New Year!
Goodnight from x-xMasqueradeAngelx-x