A/N: OMG, I'm writing an Mpreg. O_O Lol. I like reading them, but I never imagined writing one. But this is special! This story was requested by Ileana425, and I couldn't help but agree. I think little KuroFai babies are just sooooo cute! *cuddles their love-children* It's shamelessly fluffy after some shameless angst. And their child is shamelessly adorable. Enjoy!

Prologue: Face Value

"Augh, goddamit Yuuko-san!"

Yuuko looked up from her perch, peering over numerous (empty) bottles of saké, the black Mokona, and captured chess pieces to the doorway where the racket was coming from. "My! How energetic we are today, Watanuki! And you've only just come through the door," she drawled, sitting upright on her cushions. Mokona nodded in agreement while it snatched a Knight off the board.

Watanuki came stomping in, dragging a bored looking Doumeki behind him. There was nothing new to this… save for the fact that Doumeki seemed to have no mouth. "FIX IT!" he bellowed.

Yuuko grinned, "Fix what?"

"He's got no mouth!"

"Grammar, Watanuki, dear; I believe the correct term is 'He hasn't got a mouth'. Besides, you wished for it."

"I DID NOT!"

"You said, and I quote," Yuuko sneered, waving her finger in the air, "'I wish he'd just be quiet sometimes!' I granted said wish."

Watanuki tore at his hair, shaking in anger, "Why'd you have to take me at face value!" he whined, "I un-wish it! I un-wish it! Now fix it!!"

It was at that moment that Mokona's jewel started to glow, and its eyes popped open with a slight 'mekyo!'

"Oooh," Yuuko cooed, "That's Nihon calling, buh-bye!" She waved as Kurogane and Tomoyo were projected upon her wall.

Watanuki sighed, eyeing Doumeki; "Well, I guess the good thing about this is that you can't eat all the food."