"Hey Frida, have you had your first kiss yet?"

"Yep."

"Who was it?"

"Oh, just some guy. I was kind of drunk and he was too, so we kissed and then he started to use tongue, so I used tongue. After he nearly stuck it down my throat he started to grope me!"

"What! That bastard!"

"Yeah and that's not even the end of it. After he grabbed me through my shirt he put his hands underneath of it and he pushed up both my bra and my shirt and started to suck on my boobs!"

"What! Who is this guy? I need to go have his nuts meet my foot!"

"You don't need to do that. When we woke up in the morning passed out in the bath tub after the party, he was really really sorry. He was going a mile a minute to apologize."

"Well, I still don't like him."

"Hey Frida, Zoey! What's up?"

"Oh, I was just telling Zoey about our first kiss."