Bella's POV

I was sitting home alone. Again. Esme and the family were out hunting. Jacob had Nessie. They told me to 'guard the house.' Like anyone would have enough nuts to break into a vampires' house. The phone started ringing. I hoped it wasn't Mike...again. Of course, it was.

"Hello?" I asked, annoyed.

"Hi, Bella! It feels like we haven't talked in forever!"

"Mike...we just talked yesterday."

"Yeah. When you hung up on me!"

"Because you were asking weird questions, maybe?" I asked.

"Speaking of those weird questions-"

"I'm going through a tunnel; I'll call you later."

"There aren't tunnels in your house, Bella."

"It's a vamp-...it's a rich people house, of course we have tunnels. Just in case. For like...If we ever had to run away from you or any other stalkers I have." With that, I hung up on him.

Edward's POV

I hadn't seen Bells all day. If I didn't see her soon, I might have had to go watch some sexual pornography on Emmett's laptop. (He used that for when Rose was away.) I felt the need to differentiate between sexual and nonsexual pornography... nonsexual was like...END OF PREVIEW.

Mike's POV

Bella acts like she doesn't love me, but I know she does. She wants me, just really deep down. Edward doesnt deserve her perfection. I think I will go to her house today. She said Edward and the family would be out, so no one could hurt me with their freaky muscles. She would probably be all over me. I started thinking about all the possibilities...

Later that day:

I looked around. No shiny Volvo. No Jeep. No BMW. No Vanquish. Awesome. I ran as fast as I could to the doorstep. Confidently, I knocked. Opening the door, were two half-dressed, soaking wet, pale people. They were both giggling and looked very...happy. Wait...

"BELLA?? YOU LOOK..." I hadn't seen her since Edward and she had gotten married.

"Gorgeous, I know," Edward beamed.

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