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Ch 1: Intro to Forks

BPOV:

Forks, what a fucking joke right? I'm actually living in a place that's named
after a tool to help you eat. I could just tell this was going to be super.
Charlie, the good old police chief is so completely boring but like a good
little girl I play the good daughter card. I guess this dull town should have
prepared me for what's to come at the high school, and guess what? I wasn't
shocked to find that Forks high school looked more like a fucking mental
institution, hell even the kids looked crazy! I really wasn't going to fit in
here! Jumping out of my car in my best 'come fuck me' heels and 'don't mess with
me' scowl I headed towards what I assume is the front desk, jeez what had I
let myself in for? A middle aged woman approached me with a too sweet smile on
her god awful face, man I almost had to pinch myself to remind me to be
polite.
"Hey I'm Isabella Swan. I was hoping you could help me with my class list?" I
said in my sweetest, eat voice.
"Welcome to Forks Isabella. Here's you class list and map, hope you enjoy your
time here"
Enjoy, you have got to be shitting me right? So the inbreed morons that inhabit
this shithole had started to flock in, all staring at me. I guess Forks don't
have new students that often, I mean who would willingly live out here? I have
got to say that from all the faces I've seen already Forks is seriously
lacking in hotties. I mean I don't think I'm something special but I know how
to use what God gave me and I've turned it into a fucking masterpiece. I looked at
my list, first up English with a Mr. E. Cullen. Bring it on bitch.
The class was easy to find and well I wasn't disappointed when I got there,
standing behind the desk was God himself but in the body of a young 20
something stud, bronze sex hair, buff body, a walking wet dream. Yummy, too
bad he's a teacher. Nothing against the teaching profession but who willingly
gives up their life to teach ungrateful shithead kids? Fuck up loser virgins, is
the answer to that.
The class was small and it was only currently half full and I already felt
cramped. Walking to Mr. Greek God I was careful not to trip; sometimes I'm too
clumsy for my own good. The damn stud hadn't even noticed my presence, prick.
"I assume your Mr. Coven?" I asked still annoyed that he hadn't lifted his
head to acknowledge me. I knew he must have heard my come in, these heels ain't
quiet.
"It's Cullen." He said almost embarrassed to correct me, finally looking at
me, Christ green eyes that make my panties damp. I'm fucked.
"Sorry. I'm Bella." I answered and smiled.
"Welcome Bella, before we start today..." Before Mr. Green eyed pantie soaker
could I finished I knew where he was going to I stopped him before he got
ahead of himself.
"First off Cullen. I don't do the new kid group therapy speech at the
beginning of class, so don't think about asking that. I don't sit next to
mentally incapable retards either, I do my work which I'm fucking hot at and I'm
straight with everyone. Now what were you saying?" Mr. Cullen sat there
dumbstruck at my little bitch fit but soon snapped out of it and nodded at me,
mouth still wide open.
"You'll be sitting next to Mary-Alice Brandon. Back table and to the left."
He said shyly, looking almost scared. Great he's shy, not I feel like a dick. I
never go for the shy ones they seem so challenging, damn get a grip Bella he's
a fucking teacher.
Strutting to my desk I noticed that the class was filling up and I saw who I
assume was Mary. She was tiny, I thought my 5"4 was small but by God this girl
was 5" on tip toes. She had wild black hair pointed in many directions is was
like organized sex hair and brown eyes, a different shade to mine but still
very capturing.
I sat down and she turned to me. She didn't look like one of those plastic
wannabes I'd seen strutting their stuff around the corridor, more of an
outcast. Her clothes were clearly labels but the presence about her didn't
seem snobbish, so I suppose talking to her wouldn't annoy me too much.
"Isabella I assume?" She said with this almost magical sing song voice, she
sounded very cautionate.
"Mary I assume. Oh and its Bella." I said back to her using the same amount
of caution.
"I like you. Oh and its Alice not Mary, Mary is something my mother purposely
done to torture me." She grimaced when she said mother, so someone else also
had issues with their mommy dearest.
The rest of the lesson was spent talking to Alice and ignoring Mr. Cullen's
pleas to "keep it down". He was too nice, in so many ways. I think if he
realized he was hot and had a dick he could do some serious damage, and
hopefully to me.
I found out That Alice was in foster care staying with an elderly couple who
fucked her off and are highly religious. Alice was very up front about her parent
issues, apparently she was shipped off to some mental institute at the age of
12 for 'seeing the future', she said this was just a last ditch attempt of
trying to gain attention from her parents but ended up with her in foster
care, so far she's had 18 families since none can handle her 'wild streak'.
When the lesson ending Alice dragged me to our next class, lucky for me we had
the same classes, I found myself really liking Alice we shared the same don't
give a fucking attitude. It seemed that by fourth period I was already in the cool
outcast clique, I was actually enjoying my day. Even had Gym and well that was
interesting, apparently the 'IT' girls of our year don't know what real bitches
are, I caught them discussing the best ways to fake a bust.
Lunch came and that was filled with fucking thinking Muppets who insisted on
asking me out, this particular one Mike something was quite persistent even
when I told he I was gay and in love with Coach Clapp he found this quite a
turn on. What a mind clueless fruitcake, I almost felt sorry for him. I said
almost I'm not a complete moron.
I found the cafeteria food was quite repulsive but it helped that Alice's
little friend was a care bear kiddies flask filled with Vodka; this numbed the
taste a tad. I knew that this school was small but fuck it. Me I didn't think that
by the end of lunch I would recognize almost every face and know what clique
they were from, of course it helped that Alice pointed them all out to me. After lunch we had drama with Miss. Denali. I introduced myself and slunk
off to the back seats with Ali. Miss Denali or Tanya as she insisted we call
her as it makes her feel younger was a 6" strawberry blond babe. She looked
about 30 but acted like a 13 year old, gossiping and giggling. She was perfect
to teach drama, being a huge drama queen you should have seen her reaction when
a tiny spider fell on the desk near her. I really didn't like her and I think
she got this for my many snide remarks and evil glares.
"Miss. Swan, since you're the new kid how about you give us a famous piece of
dialogue from a play, you know to break the ice." Her icy blue eyes stared
straight at me, smiling so sweetly as though this would embarrass me.
"Oh how lameth is this class, I'd rather be playing with traffic than
listening the exerment coming from thou."
The whole class erupted with laughter and Alice almost shit herself.
"Miss. Swan, detention after school Mr. Cullen's room." She roared as she
tried to gain the attention of the class. Detention first day, way to go Bella!
The last lesson passed quickly and I soon found myself out side Mr. Shy but
sexy's room. Alice said goodbye and headed off home.
I walked in the class to find it empty, I walked to the closest desk and sat
down. Mr. Cullen entered soon after a smile almost erupted over my face until
Tanya walked in straight after him.
"Miss. Swan, I don't tolerate rudeness in my class. I hope you will learn
your lesson." Tanya spoke very extortive as though she was trying to impress
Cullen. Okay Tanya 'more plastic than Barbie' Denali was not going to talk
down to me like that.
"Tanya, I have to tolerate your class and unfortunately I have to tolerate
you so any lesson I will learn from you is how not to look like a skank."
Tanya's face turned a very unhealthy shade of red, it really didn't help that
Mr. Cullen was holding back a laugh. I thought she was going to dive at me
until she screeches at Mr. Cullen.
"Edward are you going to let her talk to me like that? Let me re-phase that
are you going to let this student talk to me your girlfriend like that?" So
Mr. Sex on legs had a name Edward, mm no wonder he teaches English. Edward
looked like a deer caught in headlights and looked at me wordless, wait
girlfriend? Fuck me! What in God's name could he see in this thing in front of
me?
"Miss. Swan please apologize." He looked at me with those green eyes almost
begging me; I can see who wears the pants in that relationship. Maybe she's
just a firecracker in bed surely that's all he can possible see in here! Bella,
why do you care! Damn it girl take a cold shower.
"Hell fucking no." I said slowly so she caught every syllable.
"Right Bella, detention for a month. Have fun." She hissed as she stormed
out, Edward soon followed her leaving me alone again giggling. I pulled out my
book and wondered off into the land of imagination. I may be an uptight bitch, on
times but I do have my reasons, reasons which I'd rather not discuss I'm not
like Alice. I guess I'm private but one thing that I do love is a good book.
Talking about a good book where my copy of withering heights..
Detention was boring. Eddie came back in looking like a child who just got
told off, I purposely ignored him and when I was finally let out I ran to my
car. Thank god that day over but before I could complete my escape off the
school property I spotted Mr. Cullen and Tanya Miss. All bitchy and no brains
sucking face against a shiny Volvo.
What I wouldn't do to be that skank right now- Oh did I just think that.
Bella Swan does not do crushes or envy. Come on he's just some sexy teacher,
its not like his dicks made of gold. Shake it off Bella.

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