Disclaimer: I don't own PJO. On the other hand, I DO own Braelyn, Raegan, Adonis, Madelynn, and anyone else you don't recognize.

Summary: Being a daughter of the big three is never funny. It's hilarious! Follow Braelyn, Raegan, Adonis, Madelynn and the rest of the gang in their misadventures. Set after TLO.

Braelyn's POV

Raegan, Adonis, Madelynn, Alicia, and Zadie and I were sprawled on a picnic blanket underneath Thalia's pine in the peak of summer. We were very, VERY bored. Want to know WHY we were in Camp Half-Blood? Well…I was the daughter of Hades and the grand-daughter of Zues. Adonis was the son of Poseidon. Raegan was the daughter of Apollo. Madelynn and Zadie were the daughters of Hermes. Alicia was the daughter of Athena and at times was VERY annoying. Her flippin' voice of reason gig could seriously get on your nerves. Anyways…we were bored. And then the evil and arguably crazy part of me came up with the demonic and ingenious plan.

"ARE YOU INSANE WOMAN! THAT WILL GET ALL OF US KILLED OR PERMANANTLY MAIMED! AND SHE'S MY CABINMATE!!" Alicia screamed in my ear.

Adonis screamed in the other one, "PERCY WILL HAVE MY HEAD ON A PLAQUE! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED, YOU PSYCHOPATH?!?!?!?!?!"

I answered calmly, "If you execute the plan correctly than no one will be killed and/or permanently maimed. So if you would please stop screaming, I'm sure your parents would appreciate not getting billed for my newly needed hearing aid. So as I was saying, Raegan, you would distract Dionysus and Chiron. Go to the Aphrodite cabin and get a makeover", upon receiving a glare I quickly added, "Not that you need one. You just need to look a bit slutty. After that go and flirt with Mr. D. When he follows you, Chiron will surely follow to make sure nothing…err…inappropriate happens. Madelynn, you go and get all of you siblings and the minor gods' kids. After that meet up with us here. Kay? Good. Zadie, I need you to go and get Percy and Annabeth angry at each other. Once their at a boiling point, run away. Adonis, steal riptide. Yes, I know that Percy has it in his pocket, but you're his brother. You should be able figure out a way to steal it. Raegan when Mr. D is thoroughly confused come back and meet us here. I'll intervene in the argument between Percy and Annabeth when their about to strangle each other. Ready to activate plan Bored Younger Campers? Good. Break!"

A/N: Hey ya'll! I got out of the infirmary faster than expected. I guess Thalia took pity on me cuz I'm not dead yet! The plan may sound boring now but it gets funnier. PLZ R&R! My pride and self esteem have been injured by Thalia's scariness. Your review will help them heal! Reviewer's will have chocolate set out for them!