Title: Planning a Date

Author: Caz251

Summary: Jack tries to plan his date with Ianto.

Characters: Jack and Ianto

Spoilers: General Spoilers for S2 E1 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Planning a Date

"Come on, Ianto, please?" Jack whined as he looked up at the other man sitting on his desk.

"No, Jack, no way, think of something else." Ianto replied, a scowl plastered across his face.

"But, I'm supposed to decide where to take you, I asked you out not the other way round. I'm meant to plan everything, you're supposed to turn up and look pretty, so why do you get to have a say in the plans." Jack enquired.

Ianto sighed, "Jack, this is why I'm involved in the plans, because you're plans are ridiculously over the top or just plain wrong, remember your plan to allow Janet some fun, you wanted to force Owen to mud wrestle with her."

"They're only here for a week though, when will you ever get the chance to see this again, it's not like you can travel to see them, please?" Jack pleaded, "I'll do whatever you want, I'll fill in all my paperwork correctly, I promise."

"No, Jack, for the last time, NO." Ianto answered, exasperation could be heard in his voice, "I am not, and I repeat NOT, going to an alien circus with you. I don't care how good the show is, I don't like the circus and I don't think that an alien circus could change that."