We Killed A Boy, a dogma fanfic

Song "I Kissed A Boy" (c) Cobra Starship. The Stygian Triplets and what little was revealed of their backstory in the deleted scenes (c) Kevin Smith. If you aren't familiar with said backstory, they apparently went to Hell when they killed a toddler with their hockey sticks and were killed in a car crash on the way to the detention centre.

While I'm here, anyone wanna throw around some ideas for Triplet fics? I feel they're neglected, though probably with good reason since they apparently can't talk and have no names ... Ah well, on with the filk.

"Yo check it out, I've got a plan
Here's my intention ..."
Life in this town's so lame
So we earned ourselves damnation
Not what we were used to
Just want to fuck shit up
I got my whole damn crew
Come on, what you gonna do?

We killed a boy and we liked it
You shoulda heard the way he screamed and shouted
We killed a boy just to start shit
Watchin' the blood spray out with each hit
We know it's wrong, but we don't mind
We had so much fun that night
We killed a boy just to start shit
Yeah, what of it?

Nah, didn't even know his name
It didn't matter
On the way home from our hockey game
We found him and we killed that sucker
So what now, we died too
Azrael found us a job to do
Watch us, we'll show you
The Scion will bid life adieu

Me and my bros, that's how we roll
You'll never know how far we'll go
We snatched some kid we didn't know
And smashed his skull right in
You're only here for our
Amusement

Hahaha
Welcome to eternal damnation!